Q:What key has legs and can't open doors?
A:A Turkey
Q:If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A:Pilgrims!
Q:Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A:Because they use such FOWL language
Q:Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A:Yes - a building can't jump at all
Q:What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A:Plymouth Rock
Q:Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A:Because he had the drumsticks
Q:Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A:To keep his wigwam
Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!