Kidspeak - funny/awesome stuff they say

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Hi, I am sure this has been done before, but I'm a newbie and maybe there are some new goodies out there.
DD (then 5) in Paris for her birthday treat. (We were "comfortable" then and could do that kind of stuff. Broke now so no hope!) Took her to Eiffel Tower. We did the guidebook thing and approached on foot from a moderate distance. She looked at it in amazement and then said - "It's too big to fit into my eyes"
Cue big blinks from me (followed by terror when she insisted on going up!)
Come on you MNers, there must be loads of profound stuff/funnies out there. Bring them on

aw cute. my cousin when he was young asked my grandad if he had his hair shot off during the war.

lol at that! What did your granddad say?

My almost 2yo DD calls the door bell the "ding-door" and the remote control is the "fat controller".

i don't know what my grandad said, he probably said yes. was long time ago

I was in the bath last night and dh was sitting on the toilet (with lid down) helping dd (21 months) brush her teeth. She pointed at his bum and said "poo" and held her nose. Dh said "I haven't poo-ed" and dd replied, v insistently, "DO A POO"

Hehe - my DS calls our dogs (cocker spaniels) "cocking spaniards" Apologies to any Spanish folks out there.

FlowChart - that reminds me of a 4yo girl who was talking to my dad (then one of her teachers) about colours. He asked her what kind of red something was - she thought for a minute then said ... "Bright red, you know, hurt-your-eyes red."

herbietea, love the wrong feet. Bet you were rushed at the time!

I help at a "Forest School" as a volunteer, and every week without fail, one really lovely kid pleads, "don't give me pilchards". Don't think he has really grasped Forest School. Only hot choc, biscuits and marshmallows are involved! Every week I have a "moment" thinking about the pilchard thing.

Daughter asked for condoms (poppadoms)lol she was only about 8.

Hi, am loving this thread. OP is going to hurl food at her family, but can't wait to get back to read all these funny/moving things

devientenigma - were you in company?

How did you fight off the dinosaurs when you were little? Seriously. The history lessons may have missed their mark.