I hope it doesn't offend anyone!
A sad tale!
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. She
had been missing for a few hours. With the worst premonition, he read it
with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you
that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so
nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big
motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his caravan in the forest. He wants to have many
more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn
£50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the
scene, and an extra £100 if they use the donkey.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Julie
p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND
GETTING BEATEN BY FRANCE, IRELAND AND WALES!!!!