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40,000 members. has anyone (female) actually shagged Tom Cruise?

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DisasterArea · 13/01/2009 19:22

all those girls. smeone must have?
and if not then yes he probably is.

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LiffeyKidman · 14/01/2009 19:58

Ha ha!

easy money...

LiffeyKidman · 14/01/2009 19:59

Oh, I thought you meant you were happy to have a child and be compliant and subserviant and loyal for five years for ten million!

waspriceyp · 14/01/2009 20:09

maybe that explains the kidman divorce? Stiller is funny, but have you ever seen King of Queens, the old guy is his dad! Too similar, puts me off!
Although Tropic Thunder, he did hit the gym - a LOT!

Califrau · 15/01/2009 03:04

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HeadFairy · 15/01/2009 07:25

Blimey no, couldn't shag someone who only comes up to my knees! Short, closet queen, weird cult (but don't call them that) member, and a horrible body to boot. I'd be amazed if he's shagged anyone.

sockmonkey · 15/01/2009 07:42

Nope. Urgh. I have never liked him, even when everyone lusted after him in the 90s.

NormaJeanBaker · 15/01/2009 14:20

He looks like a ferret. But smaller.

Mamazon · 15/01/2009 14:24

TC was on telly once. Dd walked in and got all excited as she thought i was Dp.

i stress that he looks NOTHING like TC.

LiffeyKidman · 15/01/2009 15:04

John Barrowman is the new Tom Cruise, better looking version, younger, less weird, less arrogant, not living a lie (allegedly).

so we don't really need tc anymore.

MadameCastafiore · 15/01/2009 15:08

No - I would have flashbacks to how grim he looked in The Putsiders - the Alien that burst out of Signeory (Oh bloody hell get a name that is easy to spell woman) Weavers body had better teeth than TC!

LiffeyKidman · 15/01/2009 15:11

So, where's the 'who's shagged gordon Ramsay thread?' then? are we all afraid of upsettign Tana??

NormaJeanBaker · 16/01/2009 13:41

But John Barrowman is secretly straight. He's just trying to get by in the world of musical theatre.

NormaJeanBaker · 16/01/2009 13:42

Only Tana has shagged Gordon Ramsay. But hard to find him off camera these days.

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