A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a 50
pence piece. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face. The dad realises the boy has swallowed the coin and starts
panicking and shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but
serious- looking woman in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market, reading her
newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper
and
places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully
takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at
first
and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in
her
free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman walks back to her seat in the
coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his
son has
suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the
woman and
starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like
that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman
replies, "I work for the Inland Revenue".