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joke from ds...what do horses eat at Christmas ?

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MorticiaAnnSpookington · 25/10/2008 14:47

a mule log

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saffiw · 25/10/2008 15:30
Grin
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MorticiaAnnSpookington · 25/10/2008 15:37

thank you saffiw

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Furball · 25/10/2008 16:16

horse chestnut stuffing

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ledodgy · 25/10/2008 16:18

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

A wonkey!

My fav horsey joke is horse walks into a bar and the barman asks 'Why the long face?'

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MorticiaAnnSpookington · 25/10/2008 16:55

arf !

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MrsWeasleySupportsVoldemort · 25/10/2008 16:57

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the BODY shop

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MrsWeasleySupportsVoldemort · 25/10/2008 16:57

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was following the skeleton!

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MrsWeasleySupportsVoldemort · 25/10/2008 16:58

why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck on the chickens foot!

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MrsWeasleySupportsVoldemort · 25/10/2008 16:59

why did the feather cross the road?

It was stuck to the chewing gum!



I could go on

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MrsWeasleyIsTheCrazyHatLady · 25/10/2008 17:37

shall I carry on

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MorticiaAnnSpookington · 25/10/2008 20:26

yes, do !

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charmander · 28/10/2008 02:51

My son's joke that he made up

What do you get if you cross an almond with a toilet?

A peanut.

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MorticiaAnnSpookington · 28/10/2008 15:16

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