joke from ds...what do horses eat at Christmas ?

[MorticiaAnnSpookington]

a mule log

thank you saffiw

horse chestnut stuffing

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

A wonkey!

My fav horsey joke is horse walks into a bar and the barman asks 'Why the long face?'

arf !

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the BODY shop

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was following the skeleton!

why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck on the chickens foot!

why did the feather cross the road?

It was stuck to the chewing gum!

I could go on

shall I carry on

yes, do !

My son's joke that he made up

What do you get if you cross an almond with a toilet?

A peanut.

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