MANTRA!
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You say 'You am' instead of 'You are' (yup)
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You use the word 'f$$$ing' when thinking of the next word of your sentence.
E.g. 'I saw John the other day he was erm... f$$$ing... out with bob down....
f$$$ing... bingo (yup!)
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You use 'The Man on the Horse' as the central point of gathering when shopping in town (used to but our town is a dosshole so dont go there anymore!)
*You barely batter an eye lid at football violence and you're almost certain to know someone associated with it. (yup)
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You have participated in or seen the St Peter's fountain full of bubble bath (erm yup )
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You recognise Wolverhampton as $$$$$ for a night on the town but you're guaranteed to be up there on a Saturday night (as above)
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Major's chip shop, Bilston is the best chips in the world (unsure)
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You wonder what happened to the black guy who preached every Saturday in the city centre (yes, he used to stand outside mcdonalds shouting 'god is great' at you when all you wanted was a burger )
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Depending on what story you believe 'The Tramp on the ring-road' is a polish refugee that has cable paid for him and doesn?t have to pay council tax. (r.i.p fred!)
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You've had a pointless conversation with 'The Cowboy man'. (he now walks around carrying a big cross for some reason)
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You know that if it wasn't for the cheap Kebab shops, Broad Street would be pointless.(agree)
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You know the price of 'Lazzeez's' kebabs and pizzas (i hang my head in shame)
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You automatically sing 'Wolverhampton' when 'Hi-Ho silver lining is played at a disco' (yup lol)
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You were brought up to hate anything from West Bromwich (no)
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You only use Telford for Ice skating (yup )
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Despite being a city, you still get shocked if gets mentioned on the news or a TV programme. (not really just think "again?,sigh"
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You know that Whitmore Reans is 'drive by' central (yup)
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You know that if you want a hooker spend 5 minutes in All-saints and you?ll get one (yup)
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You know the civic centre is for pensioners, skaters and immigrants. (LOL!)
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You remember where you were when Mark Kennedy scored the first goal when the wolves got promoted (erm nope)
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St Peters church is the place to sunbathe when it?s sunny (yup)
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You believe the Express and Star no matter what $$$$$ they write. (yup)
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Everyone was born at New Cross.. well almost everyone (well i was and so were my dc and most of my family, and dp and his family )
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You know that if you?re lost outside Wolverhampton just look for the Blue neon lights on top of Mander House to find your way home. (yup)
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You know that Blackpool could quite easily be 'Wolverhampton-on-sea' (yes apart from the sea is actually low hill!)
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You remember when Goodyears was a factory and not a restaurant (goodyears is a restaurant?)
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You know it has the worst Christmas lights in the world (oh yes, they are piss poor )