AHHHHH justheard some FANTASTIC sleb goss!

[HRHSaintMamazon]

Old friend from school is now a hair and make up person for the stars.

just been speaking to her via facebook and guess what....

she had to do a schleb's hair and found NITS!!!

said schleb does have children so not surprising realy but oh its so lovely to know that even the oh so wonderfull have these irritations too

God - a child has nits and that is 'fantastic gossip'

I hope your friend knows that you tell Mumsnetters stuff she tells you in confidence!!??

ahh get over it.

its a bit of rubbish nonsense info that made me feel less shit for five minutes.
Ive had nits more times than i can remember, most parents get them at some point or another im sure.

Im not judging her for having them, but yes i really amd so sad and my life realy is so pathetic it made me feel better to know that even glam movie star's get them to.

but hey while your up there on your high horse you can check me for nits

HRH...couldn't see any....

Apples!! ah hah!!!

Joseph Fiennes! Aha!

Easy clues!

so she's not a bottle blonde then?

It's Gwyneth Paltrow, ain't it, HRH?

i just knew it was gwynnie!