Imagine if all major retailers started making their own brand of condoms,
but keep the same marketing slogans...?
SAINSBURY'S CONDOMS - MAKING LIFE TASTE BETTER
TESCO CONDOMS - EVERY LITTLE HELPS
NIKE CONDOMS - JUST DO IT
PEUGEOT CONDOMS - THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE
GALAXY CONDOMS - WHY HAVE RUBBER WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SILK
KFC CONDOMS - FINGER LICKING GOOD
SAFEWAY CONDOMS - LIGHTENING THE LOAD
ABBEY NATIONAL CONDOMS - BECAUSE LIFE IS COMPLICATED ENOUGH
COCA COLA CONDOMS - THE REAL THING
DURACELL CONDOMS - KEEP GOING AND GOING
PRINGLES CONDOMS - ONCE YOU POP, YOU CAN'T STOP
BURGER KING CONDOMS - HOME OF THE WHOPPER
GOODYEAR CONDOMS - FOR A LONG RIDE GO WIDE
F CUK CONDOMS - NO COMMENT REQUIRED
MULLER LIGHT CONDOMS - SO MUCH PLEASURE, BUT WHERE'S THE PAIN
HALFORDS CONDOMS - WE GO THE EXTRA MILE
ON-DIGITAL CONDOMS - PLUG AND PLAY
ROYAL MAIL CONDOMS - I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU
ANDREX CONDOMS - SOFT, STRONG AND VERY VERY LONG
RENAULT CONDOMS - SIZE REALLY DOES MATTER
RONSEAL CONDOMS - DOES EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN
RONSEAL QUICK-DRYING CONDOMS - IT'S DRY AND WATERPROOF IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES
DOMESTOS CONDOMS - GETS RIGHT UNDER THE RIM
HEINEKEN CONDOMS - REACHES PARTS THAT OTHER CONDOMS JUST CANNOT REACH
CARLSBERG CONDOMS - PROBABLY THE BEST CONDOMS IN THE WORLD
AA CONDOMS - THE 4TH EMERGENCY SERVICE
PEPPERAMI CONDOMS - IT'S A BIT OF AN ANIMAL
POLO CONDOMS - THE CONDOM WITH THE HOLE (VERY POOR SELLER)