- "The Truth is, that Men are tired of Liberty" (Benito MUssolini).
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"Democracy Is, being allowed to Vote for the Candidate you dislike least"
(Robert Byrne).
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"We'd all like to Vote for the Best Man, But he's never a Candidate"
(Ken Hubbard).
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"China is a Big Country, Inhabited by Many Chinese" (Charles De Gaulle).
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"We expect the Salvadorian officials to work towards the 'Extermination'
of Human Rights" (VP. Dan Quayle).
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"For NASA, Space is still a High Priority" (VP. Dan Quayle).
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"I Love 'California', I practically grew up in Phoenix" (VP. Dan Quayle).
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"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have
was that I didn't Study 'LATIN' harder in School, so I could Converse
with those People" (VP. Dan Quayle).
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"I have Opinions of my ownStrong Opinionsbut I don't always
agree with them" (George W. Bush).
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"I have orders to be awakened at any Time, in case of a National
Emergency, even if I'm in a Cabinet Meeting" (Ronald Reagan).
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"I have often wanted to Drown my Troubles, but I can't get my Wife
to go Swimming" (Pres. Jimmy Carter).
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"I Wish Stanley Baldwin no Ill, but it would have been much better
if he Had Never Lived" (Winston Churchill).
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Lady Astor to Churchill: 'Winston, if you were my Husband, I would
have Flavoured your Coffee with Poison.'
Churchill to Lady Astor: 'Madam, if I were your Husband, I Should
Drink it.'
- Bessie Braddock to Churchill: 'Winston you're Drunk!'
Churchill to Bessie Braddock: 'Bessie, you're Ugly, and Tomorrow
Morning, I shall be Sober.'
- "The difference between a Misfortune and a Calamity is this:
If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a Misfortune.
But, if someone Dragged him out again, that would be a Calamity."
(Benjamin Disraeli).