Please, give me some jokes for a child of 5

[Easy]

ds has really got into telling jokes, but doesn't have many. Can you please give me any to teach him.

I'll contribute one of his now, and pledge 5p pocket money to comic relief for any more you can give.

What is a cat's favourite breakfast?
Mice Crispies.

ta-da

What do cows have for breakfast?
Moosli

What do sharks have for breakfast?
Prawnflakes

Dd1's favourites - she's 5:

A man went into the chip shop and asked for fish and chips twice, and the lady said I heard you the first time.

Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn't peeling very well.

Knock Knock
Who's there
cowsgo
no, cows go moo!

I am always being asked for jokes by my lot and their friends so thanks for this thread. The only joke i have ever been able to remember (since the age of 7) is
Q. Why was Puss in Boots?
A. Because he wanted to buy some toothpaste.