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LynneTheseAreSxPeople · 02/10/2026 16:17

How can you show people round this entertainment area with a straight face?

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91202910?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/?channel=RES_BUY

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Neverstopwondering · 02/10/2026 21:42

Thanks op this has made me smile

New business opportunity for someone interested in BDSM parties obviously

ImNotShpanishImEgyptshun · 02/10/2026 21:48

The photos on their site make the place look so much nicer than the estate agent ones. Should have gone with those!

Sassylovesbooks · 09/10/2026 15:04

I did laugh at what looks like plastic bedding on the beds, one of which can clearly fit 3!!!

The commercial element is clearly a sex/swingers club!

Silverbirchleaf · 09/10/2026 15:10

Bikergran · 02/10/2026 16:53

"versatile entertainment facilities"....I want to see the sellers.......🤣

That phrase jumped at me! Bet the estate agents had great fun creating a description for this venue.

Wildgoat · 09/10/2026 15:12

Jeez, there was a poster on here recently where some bloke didn’t want a relationship with her as she was a swinger in a previous relationship and had had many partners, she was portraying it as some form of enlightened and benign experience.

that property with its plastic sheets and sex chair shows how utterly seedy it is.

Honds · 09/10/2026 16:04

OMG I know someone (friend of a friend) who's been struggling to sell his large and expensive property in rural Lincolshire. No idea if this is it, but from what I know of him, it wouldn't surprise me! There's always been something slightly creepy about him.

Felixthewonderdog · 11/10/2026 14:10

Honds · 09/10/2026 16:04

OMG I know someone (friend of a friend) who's been struggling to sell his large and expensive property in rural Lincolshire. No idea if this is it, but from what I know of him, it wouldn't surprise me! There's always been something slightly creepy about him.

Is he called Neil?

Betterversionofme · 11/10/2026 14:16

AmnesiacDream · 02/10/2026 21:26

Shock

I suppose it's difficult to make the indoor spaces look anything other than seedy when it all needs to be wipe clean?

I do feel like this is the sort of thing where they should have advertised it within the community and through specialist brokers and if no takers, staged it to be a spa or just more neutral for the general market!

But then, how would we have seen it and had a laugh?

zoeslim · 11/10/2026 14:29

Looks fun funny enough we have been talking about getting a play room at home
Like the St Andrews Cross LOL

C8H10N4O2 · 11/10/2026 14:48

AnnaQuayRules · 02/10/2026 18:19

Is anyone else here an Archers fan? Maybe this is how Lynda and Robert could make a living? I'm sure they've got the space in Ambridge Hall.

I was thinking David and Ruth's party barn.

insightnumber9 · 11/10/2026 14:50

Just clicked on the website and the “what three words” given for their location are
jacuzzi jaunts highlighted 😳

myturntobePiggyfetchtheconch · 11/10/2026 14:52

Felixthewonderdog · 11/10/2026 14:10

Is he called Neil?

I’d like to think he is called Dan…

sueelleker · 11/10/2026 14:58

LynneTheseAreSxPeople · 02/10/2026 16:17

Photo 3 looks like a hospital ward, with curtains between the beds!

StormGazing · 11/10/2026 15:07

Goodness I hope potential buyers carry a black light!! Saying that it’s Boston, not much to do there!

LynneTheseAreSxPeople · 11/10/2026 15:15

C8H10N4O2 · 11/10/2026 14:48

I was thinking David and Ruth's party barn.

Well, I don’t mind who it is as long as it isn’t Eddie Grundy.

OP posts:
LynneTheseAreSxPeople · 11/10/2026 15:15

myturntobePiggyfetchtheconch · 11/10/2026 14:52

I’d like to think he is called Dan…

Underrated post.

OP posts:
LynneTheseAreSxPeople · 11/10/2026 15:17

sueelleker · 11/10/2026 14:58

Photo 3 looks like a hospital ward, with curtains between the beds!

If that’s what you’d like to think, don’t let me stop you.

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AlexandraCarrington · 11/10/2026 15:39

it's the swingers club

(Not particularly high class) brothel was my thought.

You'd think they'd at least remove the beds for the photos.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/10/2026 15:50

Still up for sale I see…

I mean really come on you’d remove the plastic bed covers for one there. Estate agents must be pissing themselves laughing with this listing.

nufe · 11/10/2026 15:58

chunky muffins? wtf? Sounds like a classy venue.

Clemdfandango · 11/10/2026 16:04

They're sex people, Lyn! 😂

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