Rude beer suggestions needed

[anotherginyousay]

DH loves ale, cider and larger. Most of the time I lovingly refer to him as nob head, grumpy amongst various other names I won’t get into here! I want to gift him a selection of all different beers but only ones with rude names. Please give your recommendations.

There used to be a brown ale called the dogs bollocks. Not sure if its still on sale

I've had a Google and it looks like that's only available in Australia now.

I'd be inclined to google small, local independent brewers as they sometimes use that kind name.

Old Peculiar

There is a nice Austrian beer called Loser

Thankyou - I will look into these!

Ask chat gpt

Arrogant Bastard https://www.stonebrewing.com/beer/arrogant-bastard-ale
Similar theme
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Knob-Creek-Kentucky-Straight-Whiskey/dp/B003ZIP086

https://www.scandikitchen.co.uk/product/spunk-saltlakrids-25g-salt-2/

(had a similar theme running with a friend for years, also Fanny Granola from the US)

Oh, and Plopp https://www.scandikitchen.co.uk/product/plopp-158g/

Cerne Abbas beer eg Leggless Jester? Has a picture of a big knob on the label

https://www.cerneabbasbrewery.com/store

DH has an Arrogant Bastard t shirt.

I couldn’t possibly comment.

Have a look at the Hawkstone range.

Mmm, but are any of them called ‘brewed by a twat’?

Bitter and Twisted from Harviestoun is a really good beer (if you can still get it).

Google rats piss beer.

Probably not local to you, but there’s a brewery in New Foundland and Labrador in it’s namesake town of Dildo

DH is partial to a Galway Hooker.

He tells me it's a type of boat

Bishop's Finger
Wonkey Donkey

There will be lots!

I stand corrected this thread is great!! Personally in like Chouffe not rude but daft and has a gnome on the label

Loads of great suggestions - Thankyou!

I’ve actually got him some of these already - they do one called the prick - it’s a nettle beer.

There is a place in Austria that does a type of pale lager known as 'Hell" in German. The name of the village in which it is made is, ahem, F@cking. The prodyct is called F@cking Hell.

I don't know where you can buy it, but Google knows all about it and might help.

The Village Bike by Potton Brewery.
I once served this when I was volunteering at a beer festival. You can imagine the hilarious jokes of drunk middle aged men that afternoon! 😂

From Scotland (maybe only helpful if he’s got any Welsh connections or a fan of Aberdeen football club!)

https://cairngormbrewery.com/collections/frontpage/products/sheepshaggers-gold

Are you from Bristol OP?

Not from Bristol but not far away.