Last time you swore...

[GreatUserName]

I just stubbed my toe!

It 🤬🤬🤬 hurts!

I swear a loads, to much really! Earlier I sliced my finger putting up window film. I think every swear word I know popped out 😂😂

I honestly couldn’t tell you.

Not because I don’t swear, because I swear too much.

About two fucking minutes ago, probably.

About three minutes ago when I told the bathroom bin to fuck off.

Probably about 5 seconds ago.

In my head, 30 seconds ago. Out loud, about 20 minutes ago. If facial expressions count as a swear, CONSTANTLY

About 5 mins ago when I burnt my garlic bread 🤣

This morning when I fell down the stairs

I swear constantly. Most recent time I can remember was when I got the email saying they’d rearranged sports day.

When DRC scored at 17:07 today.

FFS @Sunshineclouds11 !
Are you OK???

@GreatUserNameAching like I’ve ran a marathon but all good thank you.
top to bottom 😂🙈

Probably last night as I’ve only said a quick morning to DH and spoken to the dog so far but I couldn’t guarantee that. There is a good chance I’ve muttered or thought a swear word as the robot vacuum got stuck behind the toilet door, doing it’s nightly clean, and needed rescuing this am to finish it’s job and the dog is not particularly happy with it’s presence. I’m pretty liberal with my use of profanity at the best of times.

watching England last night with the in laws. There was a fucking hell.

Swore at work too, about a complete shit we are dealing with at work, in front of boss. I’d have used cunt, but it’s not a word I use. But the person in question is quite definitely one.

Aussie/Brit/Saffa mix here. Swearing is part of everyday life - no fucking reason required 😆 😂 🤣

Aussies are feral but funny.

Six a.m. at the cats, because they treat this place like a hotel.

Probably about 5 mins ago while I was ranting at dh about work. Almost certainly 15 mins ago when I was hanging out the washing and kept dropping pegs. And also when the cat tried to kill me on the stairs when I first got up.

Am I not meant to swear in front of my manager? 😬 Oops! 😂 To be fair, my manager swears in front of me…

I whispered some really horrible swears to myself earlier when the bin lorry was outside my house and the four bin men were leaning up against the lorry chatting and loudly swearing at each other for 15 minutes. I guess they must have been on a break. But they were noisy and annoying and blocking the light.

Glad to hear you're OK @Sunshineclouds11 !

@DreamingOfGeneHunt Just what is it about bins??
I just gave mine a kick and called it a bastarding twat!

I can't recall it at all. I very rarely swear though as I'm quite a laid back person.

I asked a woodpigeon what the bloody hell it thought it was doing standing on my drive while I was trying to park on it not two hours ago.

And I may have called a driver on the motorway an absolute cock (in the manner of James May) for middle lane hogging just before that, but possibly only in my head.

Can't fucking remember must have been bastarding days ago but really I'll be buggered if can mind

I swear all the time. 🤷🏼‍♀️