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Obsolete words or phrases

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CharliesAngles · 17/06/2026 15:36

MIL said so and so came from a "well-to-do" family.
Made me think I don't know when I last heard that phrase being used (probably also in conversation with MIL 😄)

Are there any words or phrases you've recently heard and thought oh I haven't heard that in donkey's years!

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UhOhRatPoo · 17/06/2026 23:04

NeedToKnow101 · 17/06/2026 20:14

‘Keep yer hair on!’ and ‘don’t get yer knickers in a twist.’

“Don’t get your knickers in a twist” said Jack, “Let’s look inside the patchwork sack”. That book was a big favourite of my son when he was 5 or so, so he uses that phrase a lot. He’s only 9 now.

B1anche · 17/06/2026 23:04

YellowLollipop · 17/06/2026 22:57

We use "Bob's your uncle" at home all the time, often followed by "Fanny's your aunt", which is sometimes followed by "and Kevin's your peculiar cousin."

Ooh I've never heard "...and Kevin's your peculiar cousin"! I will definitely be adding him to my repertoire.

ShakespeareInTurmoil · 17/06/2026 23:06

To leave something in apple pie order. Not heard that in years!

Modernfamily2011 · 17/06/2026 23:07

BrucesBarAndGrill · 17/06/2026 22:44

I will admit to thinking that "all fur coat and no knickers" meant someone who appeared to be fancy or acted like they were a above it all but actually wasn't nice inside or was somehow worse than those they were judging.

I don't think I'm explaining it correctly but yeah I dodnt realise it was about being a bit tarty.

That is what it means, it means someone who thinks they are above everyone else
it can also mean a woman who is ‘tarty’ !!

PreparationIsKey · 17/06/2026 23:08

Up the wooden hill to go to bed
Children should be seen and not heard

UhOhRatPoo · 17/06/2026 23:09

dizzydizzydizzy · 17/06/2026 19:42

I say ‘donkeys years’ all the time. I’m in my 50s.

My old colleague insisted it was “donkeys of years”, drove me mad!

I find my 9 year old to be unfamiliar with the concept of “ a fortnight” (yet ironically well aware of the existence of Fortnite).

I got blank looks the other day from some graduates at work when I said that I hoped we were not backing Betamax instead of VHS.

EmptyInTheValley · 17/06/2026 23:12

EstoyRobandoSuCasa · 17/06/2026 20:32

I wonder if those who used to say “five and twenty” were from the West Country?

Think it was everywhere. My Norfolk family members said it.

UhOhRatPoo · 17/06/2026 23:13

Butteredtoast55 · 17/06/2026 20:53

Weirdly, only today I said 'at this time of year the garden is growing like billy-oh' and really surprised myself!

I remember my Mum saying something had “grown like Topsy” and I (an adult) had never heard that phrase before.

CluelessAboutBiology · 17/06/2026 23:15

canthavetoomanylights · 17/06/2026 19:30

The wireless. My dear old dad never called it a radio.

I’m frequently teased for saying “wireless”

UhOhRatPoo · 17/06/2026 23:18

redcosmeticbag · 17/06/2026 22:55

Toodlepip or Cheerio

Go to Scotland, everybody says “Cheerio” there!

dizzydizzydizzy · 17/06/2026 23:23

UhOhRatPoo · 17/06/2026 23:09

My old colleague insisted it was “donkeys of years”, drove me mad!

I find my 9 year old to be unfamiliar with the concept of “ a fortnight” (yet ironically well aware of the existence of Fortnite).

I got blank looks the other day from some graduates at work when I said that I hoped we were not backing Betamax instead of VHS.

Your Betamax convo reminds me of DC1 23 (with an MSc) who asked me very earnestly only about a year ago how I managed to meet up with people in London in the 1980s without a phone. I explained that I had a paper map (that was met with incredulity) and how sometimes people didn’t turn up to the agreed meeting point so all I could do was give up.

Davros · 17/06/2026 23:27

We often use glowering to describe the cat staring at us through the window to let her in. I refuse as, if she’s out, then the back door is open and she can bloody walk round

cauliflowerforever · 17/06/2026 23:29

Henriettina · 17/06/2026 22:28

My grandad used to call slightly naughty children Scallywags. I might revive that one for my kids.

I used to call my daughter scallywag as a nickname,she is 31 now! She was actually pretty well behaved!

MyM8Marmite · 17/06/2026 23:43

I have used 'it's neither use nor ornament' a fair few times recently.

senua · 17/06/2026 23:46

Up the wooden hill to go to bed
Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.

I remember my Mum saying something had “grown like Topsy” and I (an adult) had never heard that phrase before.
My mum said it, too. Google tells me it comes from Uncle Tom's Cabin

WearyLady · 17/06/2026 23:56

How do you do? Said on shaking hands when meeting someone for the first time. Haven’t heard it in years.

WearyLady · 18/06/2026 00:01

Not quite verbal communication but I rather miss the flashing a V gesture which seems to have been supplanted by giving a finger. The latter I consider to be a nasty Americanism. Let’s stand up for our own swear words and insults!

Citadelica · 18/06/2026 00:07

I used the phrase 'down at heel ' to describe a character on a tv show and DD said that no one said that..

TallSturdyGirls · 18/06/2026 00:08

busyd4y · 17/06/2026 19:25

My point was why would farthing or tuppence crop up in conversation?

You were specifically having a conversation about old money, in what other context would the words be used as words rather than as part of a phrase

But equally I havent paid a penny to have a wee in my entire life (Im 50) but still say this!

echt · 18/06/2026 00:42

I've just been messaging friend here in Melbourne, whinging about my minor aches and pains.
She came back with "This getting older has whiskers on it". I'd never heard it , ever. I got the implications immediately but had to look it up to be precise. It's not Australian.

Redheadedstepchild · 18/06/2026 00:48

60andcounting · 17/06/2026 22:13

I remember a Sun columnist using it a lot. I can't remember his name.

Richard Littlejohn.

GustyGertie · 18/06/2026 00:48

Driving me round the bend

Spiffing!

Painting the town red

Night on the tiles

Very well - to mean yes

Hollyhobbi · 18/06/2026 01:23

HumanOfTheWeek · 17/06/2026 20:13

I don’t hear people say they’re going to the pictures any more

My mum still says it! But she’s 83!

blueshoes · 18/06/2026 01:24

I'll have your guts for garters

Redheadedstepchild · 18/06/2026 01:25

Fair weather for ducks.(UK wide.)

"It was/were like wading through treacle." (Trying to express oneself to a particularly obtuse or difficult person.) Lancashire/Yorkshire.

"Smells like a whore's handbag." Ulster.

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