For various reasons I didn't get a chance to use my super duper expensive double egg chair last year. On Saturday DH hosed it down and pulled it out into the middle of the garden, jet washed the cushion, left it out to dry.
DS had a quick lie in it just now and came in casually mentioning that DH had missed a spider. A shiny spider.
I've gone out to check and the spider looks like something out of Aliens. It's huge. It does indeed have a super shiny exterior, the longest legs, it has spun a protective layer over itself and it has positioned itself over a giant sphere, which I can only assume to be its eggs.
DH wants to jet wash it off and while I agree on some level, on another level it just feels quite wrong. It's mumming.
But I've waited two years to sit on my egg chair. I've rustled up my book and everything. What do I do?
What would you do?
I'm currently sitting in a camping chair next to my egg chair. DH and DS laughing at me. How long until the eggs hatch? Shall I just wait for them to hatch? We can jet wash them then no?