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What is something you know because of your job, that would surprise others? (My example is gross, thread warning!)

760 replies

Mrmen1100 · 10/05/2026 19:24

It can be anything!!

I will start..

I am a food safety inspector (local authority) and have been for over 15 years, working in two large cities, and my current job in a smaller local authority. The same theme...

Food handlers do NOT wash their hands properly after using the toilet / before preparing your food.. lack of antibacterial soap in a toilet cubicle or in a kitchen is common place.... even when I am there, hands are not washed, it is an absolute bug bear of mine.

Preparing with raw meat then handling food ready to eat.. not uncommon

Handling cash / touching screens then handling food.. not uncommon.

Yes it does put me off eating outside of my house unfortunately 🙃

I have come across a LOT worse but this example irritates me.

Your turn!!!!!

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Feis123 · 11/05/2026 19:25

Waitingfordoggo · 11/05/2026 15:07

Sorry to hear that @Feis123. I hope you found a suitable education for your DC in the end. It must be frustrating to feel that you wasted money on it 😕

Thank you, no, I did not, the realisation came too late.

Mydogisagentleman · 11/05/2026 19:26

Re unqualified teachers.
Our DD got a first in her maths degree.
She was offered a teaching job without interview as she was alternative (piercings and tatts) and would be an inspiration.

Doggydoctor · 11/05/2026 19:28

dizzydizzydizzy · 11/05/2026 13:06

Most swimming pools are also home to a colony of cockroaches.

Absolute tosh.
We’re just opening our pool in France 2 weeks after opening our place in Spains pool, not one cockroach nor colony was found in our pools.
So much lies/disinformation on MN nowadays said as truth.
Where’s your proof @dizzydizzydizzy?

Feis123 · 11/05/2026 19:35

JudgeJ · 11/05/2026 15:24

I have learned over the years, both as a pupil and as a teacher, that the quality of degree does not directly correlate to the ability to actually teach a subject in whatever type of school. Quite often the one with a plethora of degrees in their subject is less able to teach it because they cannot fathom that someone doesn't find it as easy as they did.

Exactly! Spot on!

HermioneGrangersHair · 11/05/2026 19:39

Waitingfordoggo · 11/05/2026 14:38

@Feis123 Yes, any teacher can seek a job in state schools or private schools. In fact, for a long time private schools were often employing people who weren’t qualified teachers (but were experts in their subject). I don’t know if that’s still the case, but certainly in the quite recent past there have been teachers in private schools who, despite knowing their subject well, have never qualified as a teacher, so they have received no education on theories of learning, how to teach children with SEN etc.

Absolutely still the case. I have a friend who is a teacher in a private school, she is lovely, talented, organised, hugely committed but absolutely NOT qualified as a teacher!

VWT7 · 11/05/2026 19:40

Passengers using the toilets at airports - so many don’t wash their hands, and it’s both men and women.

Be mindful of this when you are travelling in europe this year - and you are scanning your three fingers on the same EES machines as everyone else.

(I’m adding bacterial wipes)

dizzydizzydizzy · 11/05/2026 19:43

Doggydoctor · 11/05/2026 19:28

Absolute tosh.
We’re just opening our pool in France 2 weeks after opening our place in Spains pool, not one cockroach nor colony was found in our pools.
So much lies/disinformation on MN nowadays said as truth.
Where’s your proof @dizzydizzydizzy?

I worked in leisure centres for many years. They all had a cockroach problem. Lots of humidity, plenty of water to drink, crumbs. And many nooks and crannies to hide in.

ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmmmmmmm · 11/05/2026 19:44

Doctors ( particularly surgeons ) are hugely neglectful of their tax affairs. As they get more senior, they can make astronomical amounts from private practice, and simply 'forget ' to do their tax returns. Not uncommon to turn up on a ward and ask them when, exactly,they propose to pay the million odd pounds we think they owe. One particularly entertaining episode springs to mind, where I had to slap a possession order on a surgeons Porsche, at around 3am in the morning

VWT7 · 11/05/2026 19:45

A friend I was with put her cup to the coffee machine at breakfast - first cup of the day in a very naice hotel in The Canaries.
The cup filled, not with coffee, but an entire handful of cockroaches.
She went on to open the hatch on the front of the machine - the entire thing was infested, literally hundreds of them occupying the space.
Cafe Rocha I think we laughingly called it.

Imdunfer · 11/05/2026 19:46

ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmmmmmmm · 11/05/2026 19:08

The MacDonalds I worked in was absolutely fanatical about cleanliness. Everything that wasn't a bolted down fixture was scrubbed and sterilised at least once a day. The ice cream machine is insanely difficult to clean, and requires a very lengthy process, and a specialized toolkit. All the ' premium ' chicken arrives frozen from Vietnam,or Thailand.

How long ago was that? All current chicken used is UK bred and yes I do believe their advertising because it would be so easy for a reporter to expose them as lying.

Pretfeen · 11/05/2026 19:48

achromaticdudgeon · 11/05/2026 13:25

I worked in a high-net-worth field, and I am sorry to say it - money buys you clout - it shouldn't, and we should all get good customer service and be treated like we matter, but if you are HNW, you get treated like you walk on water. The manager will let them speak to you like absolute shit and take incredible liberties with your time and patience because they matter and you don't.

I had a case where a very rich dude 'lost' some very expensive jewellery but couldn't prove any form of ownership (think 200K each). Any single one of you that have home insurance would have been told to jog on, whereas I was told in no uncertain terms by the head of the company to just pay out.

After telling a HNW client no, I was summarily fired, my boss admitted that no was the absolutely correct answer, and I absolutely handled it the best way I could, but to soften the HNW client's displeasure, feathers needed to be unruffled. Luckily, I was snapped up by another department, so I just moved over.

This is so depressing to read

ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmmmmmmm · 11/05/2026 19:51

Another one......my local vet ( exclusively small animals,pets etc ) earned over 280k a year, and had in excess of 2 million in investments.
Age, around 35.

ManintheCity · 11/05/2026 19:53

louderthan · 10/05/2026 22:11

I briefly worked in Greggs about ten years ago and haven’t eaten there since, having seen what goes on! I once went to wash my hands halfway through a shift and was told ‘we haven’t got time for that!’ Managers are terrified of the mystery shoppers marking them down for slow service.

Surely a mystery shopper is more likely to pick up on poor hygene!

Doggydoctor · 11/05/2026 19:55

SpottyAlpaca · 11/05/2026 17:47

Veterinary medicine.

The vet who treats your animal really does care & went into the profession for the right reasons. But if she (and the profess now overwhelmingly female) is employed by a corporate which is owned by Private Equity, her employer just sees you & your animal as targets to be monetised as much as possible.

Revenue targets, KPIs, upselling, cross-selling. Your vet is assessed on all of these & more. It really is all about the £££ because corporate vets operate in the interests of their shareholders. The drop-out rate of idealistic young graduates due to stress, pressure & burnout is horrendous.

Oh yes totally agree.
I have had requests to sell to the big boys many times with big numbered checks.
No way my son and his wife are working with me now and are taking over my practice when I finally retire.
No way would I have my farmers or pet owners deal with them. Anyhow farmers would never use those type of vets in my area.

They do really follow my ethics and hatred against them.

ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmmmmmmm · 11/05/2026 19:56

Imdunfer · 11/05/2026 19:46

How long ago was that? All current chicken used is UK bred and yes I do believe their advertising because it would be so easy for a reporter to expose them as lying.

Nope. The beef is all British or Irish. The nuggets and chicken burgers ( the cheap ones ) are origin unknown, and possibly from the EU/British zones. The posh bits, like chicken tenders, 100% from Vietnam or Thailand. And still are.

Papster · 11/05/2026 19:57

Many years ago I visited a meat pie factory. I’d never really known what reclaimed meat was until I saw carcasses being jet washed, with the slurry being swept along a tiled corridor before being put in a centrifuge and the solid stuff going to the pie line.
It seemed clean (brooms white and only for that purpose and gleaming tiles) but put me off eating them for several years

Mapletree1985 · 11/05/2026 19:58

Whyarepeople · 11/05/2026 15:14

That a lot of the decision making around healthcare during Covid was ad hoc and panic-based rather than based on any data or scientific reasoning. I know this because I was involved in some of that decision making when I absolutely should not have been. I then had friends telling me that certain decisions were right and for the best and I couldn't tell them the truth, which drove me nuts.

Not trying to make you feel bad, but the ad hoc, panic-driven nature of the decision making was pretty obvious. No one knew what to do, but they understood that whatever happened, they'd be blamed.

It was a pandemic. Inevitably, there were going to be a lot of deaths.

vanessashanessa99 · 11/05/2026 19:59

Lights are dimmed at night on take off incase you need to evacuate in an emergency landing. Your eyes are already adjusted to the darkness so you'll be able to see better once outside the aircraft. That is also why all windows have to have the shutters up also. There are also body bags (transfer bags is what we call them) in the hold at all times.

viques · 11/05/2026 19:59

Waitingfordoggo · 11/05/2026 14:38

@Feis123 Yes, any teacher can seek a job in state schools or private schools. In fact, for a long time private schools were often employing people who weren’t qualified teachers (but were experts in their subject). I don’t know if that’s still the case, but certainly in the quite recent past there have been teachers in private schools who, despite knowing their subject well, have never qualified as a teacher, so they have received no education on theories of learning, how to teach children with SEN etc.

And since Academy schools can employ their own staff the same can be said of them too, even though they are paid for out of the same tax payers money as other state funded schools.

dancehysterical55 · 11/05/2026 20:00

GuelderRoses · 11/05/2026 14:09

My previous employer invented something that is vital to national security but I'm not allowed to tell you what it is or what it is used for.😎

Ok

Nogimachi · 11/05/2026 20:01

As a manager, people who bring you lots of issues and question everything or keep
changing their mind are a pain. Particularly if you’ve already taken a plan and sold it to the exec and then someone (usually someone very thoughtful and intelligent/creative) starts coming up with different ideas that would delay things. It’s usually better to deliver what was promised on time than go back again or deliver an improved version late.

So are people who can’t decide which travel route or time to travel and want to talk through each option with you and then have you help them decide. Senior management don’t have the headspace.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:02

StandingDeskDisco · 11/05/2026 13:43

Yup.
If it goes hard over time, it is a cake. If it goes soft, it is a biscuit.

Two statements that could also apply to penises.

Anotherdogone · 11/05/2026 20:05

@SabrinaThwaite, @GuelderRoses and @WeirdyBeardyMarrowBabyLady
Boy do I lead a boring life ..

Fimofriend · 11/05/2026 20:05

aSpanielintheworks · 11/05/2026 12:07

Years ago, and probably not allowed now, I had a friend who worked in a butchers and said they mix fresh heart in with the loose sold mince so it stays that beautiful rich red on the display tray.

They still do that. Got some mince some years ago which was more heart than anything else. Annoying as we like hearts but would have cooked it differently if we had known.

ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmmmmmmm · 11/05/2026 20:07

Imdunfer · 11/05/2026 19:46

How long ago was that? All current chicken used is UK bred and yes I do believe their advertising because it would be so easy for a reporter to expose them as lying.

Have a quick Google. McDonald's has never, and can never claim that ALL their chicken is UK bred. Because it isn't.😁

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