I have always been interested in current affairs, did a degree in international relations, listen to podcasts, read autobiographies etc. but I am so sick of the news right now.
I don't want to know what latest idiocy that orange fuckwit has come out with.
I don't want to know who knew what about traitors and sleazeballs. Just lock them up and throw away the key.
I don't want to hear about the latest political bitchfest that is yet again distracting the government from doing its actual job.
I don't want to see devastated parents crying over their children's bodies because some dickhead man has decided to bomb them, shoot them, stab them or starve them.
Stop the world, I want to get off.