I re-read these books every year, but this thread has me searching for the best bits!
In "The Prostrate Years" (love the deliberate Prostrate v Prostate) Bernard Hopkins hooks up with the eccentric lady up the road, Mrs Lewis-Masters. She lived in Africa with her husband importing accessories for camels. I believe her favourite camel's name was Duncan.
Bernard: "Cocker, you're looking at the happiest man in the world! I asked Dorothea to marry me tonight and she said yes!.... Of course, there are conditions. I've got to shave my moustache off. Shame, but there it is. I'm not allowed an alcoholic drink until lunchtime, and I mustn't bother her for sex more than twice a week."
All in the midst of Adrian's cancer treatment, and Daisy leaving him for the local nob. And Mr Carlton-Hayes. How I loved him. I used to own a bookshop and I wished it was owned by Mr C-H instead of myself!
The final bookshop paragraphs, where Mr C-H saved the best books as a 'redundancy' payment for his staff had me in floods. When Bernard found the Rupert Bear 1973 edition at the local church sale, where Rupert was brown instead of white, still makes me laugh and cry.
What a legacy Sue has left. Off to browse the merch site... I might need a tshirt or a mug!