I'm bored. I was plucking my magnificent menopausal gift of a luxurious handlebar moustache when I realised I've got quite a few moles on my face. So I counted them.
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Then I decided to carry on counting. Nearly 100 and that's just the places I can see!! God knows how many I've got round the back. I assume probably as many. I can't imagine I'm a dalmatian at the front but not the back.