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The story of the lyrics say what?!

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Globules · 25/01/2026 09:06

I was today years old when I realised Upside Down by Diana Ross is her singing about a man who's cheating on her.

And the bottom line is that because she likes the way he makes her feel, there'll always be a place in her heart for him.

I'd never actually heard that in the song before! Shocked in the shower!

I informed my friend yesterday that Watermelon Sugar is about cunnilingus.

Pina Colada - was always a favourite with the boyfriend and I, until i looked up the lyrics during a long car journey 😳 The song's story is that I'm bored with my partner, so I look for a new one in the personal ads. I meet them, and it turns out it was my partner who placed the ad. Essentially, they're both looking to cheat on each other. Very unexpected story for such a breezy song!

We all know Every Breath you take is actually a stalker song.

Any other stories in songs that are really not what you expected?

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Idontjetwashthefucker · 25/01/2026 12:25

DeanStockwell · 25/01/2026 09:52

Phil Colins , Another day in paradise,
It's about a homeless woman asking for help.

@Globules , I like Two pina coladas, ( especially Garth Brooks version) yes they were both trying to cheat but they learnt more about themselves and each other and hopefully it rekindled the relationship

I thought another day in paradise was pretty obvious, you know...from the lyrics?

PuppyMonkey · 25/01/2026 12:28

Idontjetwashthefucker · 25/01/2026 12:25

I thought another day in paradise was pretty obvious, you know...from the lyrics?

Grin

Next you’ll be telling me that Don’t You Want Me is about someone who used to work as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

UnctuousUnicorns · 25/01/2026 12:38

Globules · 25/01/2026 12:25

I see why that's also a take on those lyrics too.

We need to ask Diana!

Or maybe the person who wrote the lyrics?

UnctuousUnicorns · 25/01/2026 12:39

Idontjetwashthefucker · 25/01/2026 12:25

I thought another day in paradise was pretty obvious, you know...from the lyrics?

Was thinking that too! 😅

outofofficeagain · 25/01/2026 12:40

Globules · 25/01/2026 09:06

I was today years old when I realised Upside Down by Diana Ross is her singing about a man who's cheating on her.

And the bottom line is that because she likes the way he makes her feel, there'll always be a place in her heart for him.

I'd never actually heard that in the song before! Shocked in the shower!

I informed my friend yesterday that Watermelon Sugar is about cunnilingus.

Pina Colada - was always a favourite with the boyfriend and I, until i looked up the lyrics during a long car journey 😳 The song's story is that I'm bored with my partner, so I look for a new one in the personal ads. I meet them, and it turns out it was my partner who placed the ad. Essentially, they're both looking to cheat on each other. Very unexpected story for such a breezy song!

We all know Every Breath you take is actually a stalker song.

Any other stories in songs that are really not what you expected?

Pina Colada is like a perky Babooshka.

MangaKanga · 25/01/2026 12:43

I always thought "Because You Loved Me" was just a heinous, saccharine, bland Celine Dion love song to a stupid ex-boyfriend.

I actually loved the song once I found out she was singing it to her dad.

WalterMittysPuppet · 25/01/2026 12:44

@Laiste Yes I think it is - as is The 1975 song "Chocolate"!

PGmicstand · 25/01/2026 12:46

I'm usually fairly savvy about lyrics.

If you want another 'catchy' stalker song then "Obsession" by Animotion is a good one.

UnctuousUnicorns · 25/01/2026 12:48

CombatBarbie · 25/01/2026 12:15

Madonna and like a.prayer is about blowjobs

😲 Wash your mouth and say ten Hail Mary's, five Our Father's and Three Glory Be's immediately, you abominable child! 😡

justtheotheronemrswembley · 25/01/2026 12:50

Globules · 25/01/2026 12:25

I see why that's also a take on those lyrics too.

We need to ask Diana!

It was written by Nile Rodgers (says Google) so he be more likely to know I guess

TheSunRisesInTheEast · 25/01/2026 12:59

I find some song lyrics are so difficult to hear clearly, I end up putting my own lyrics to the tune 😂

Globules · 25/01/2026 13:18

justtheotheronemrswembley · 25/01/2026 12:50

It was written by Nile Rodgers (says Google) so he be more likely to know I guess

I've seen him a few times. I'll ask him next time I see him 😁

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CombatBarbie · 25/01/2026 13:33

UnctuousUnicorns · 25/01/2026 12:48

😲 Wash your mouth and say ten Hail Mary's, five Our Father's and Three Glory Be's immediately, you abominable child! 😡

I'm down on my knees, im going to take you there.....

Childhood ruined 😆

PullyDog · 25/01/2026 14:14

PuppyMonkey · 25/01/2026 12:28

Grin

Next you’ll be telling me that Don’t You Want Me is about someone who used to work as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

😂😂😂

suburburban · 25/01/2026 14:32

outofofficeagain · 25/01/2026 12:40

Pina Colada is like a perky Babooshka.

Yes of a similar theme

wheelygoodfun · 25/01/2026 15:22

Britney Spears 'toxic' is rumoured to be about N0el Fitzpatr!ck (the super vet guy). Apparently the songwriter was in a relationship with him, broke up and then wrote the song about him.

cobrakaieaglefang · 25/01/2026 15:27

Lyrics that seemed innocent or had a 'different ' meaning when I was a kid, I realised as an adult and see entirely different are the ones I think of with this thread.
Some Dr Hook songs seem quite sleazy to me now.

IsEveryUserNameBloodyTaken · 25/01/2026 15:43

MrsMoastyToasty · 25/01/2026 09:51

Golden Brown by the Stranglers is about heroin.

Ha yes I used to think it was about a sun tan till I found out.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 26/01/2026 02:24

'There was an old lady who swallowed a fly' is about an old lady who swallows a fly and tells the tale of her various attempts to get rid of it by swallowing larger and larger animals. She ultmately dies.

(I don't know why she swallowed a fly.)

sashh · 26/01/2026 02:36

I had a conversation recently about school shootings in the USA. I referenced 'I Don't Like Mondays' which I thought was fairly explicit and blew the mind of the other person.

UnusualOtter · 27/01/2026 18:12

PuppyMonkey · 25/01/2026 12:11

I’m also confused about why the very straightforward story as laid out in the Pina Colada song has surprised OP, what did you previously think it was about? Confused

But I think OP means the kind of relationship you have with a song where you are not that bothered by it but catch it on the radio every now and then, enough for the chorus to embed itself in your memory and a few of the lyrics, but not enough for you to listen to the lyrics properly. So it is not about a song that is ambiguous or metaphorical, it is a song where if you listen to the lyrics it becomes clear that it is not what you thought it was about at all.

For example I thought Murder on the Dance Floor was about a murderous wedding (partly due to mishearing the lyrics as "better not kill the groom" but also due to not paying any attention to the verses).

Oopsylazy · 27/01/2026 18:17

Globules · 25/01/2026 11:57

Seriously? Never knew that one!

Are you very young OP?

Literally everyone knows that about Golden Brown.

A lot of these are fairly obvious surely?

One I find particularly creepy is Police’s Don’t Stand So Close to Me. Especially as Sting actually was a teacher 🤢

Oopsylazy · 27/01/2026 18:18

sashh · 26/01/2026 02:36

I had a conversation recently about school shootings in the USA. I referenced 'I Don't Like Mondays' which I thought was fairly explicit and blew the mind of the other person.

Again, surely everyone knows that? It’s like common lore! Maybe I’m just from a family where we talk a lot about music etc.. 🤷‍♀️

YouWillNeverGuessMyUsername · 27/01/2026 18:22

The A team by Ed Sheeran is about a class drugs, not being in the "A Team"

AlbieJiggered · 27/01/2026 18:25

IsEveryUserNameBloodyTaken · 25/01/2026 15:43

Ha yes I used to think it was about a sun tan till I found out.

I thought it was about a former Prime Minister Wink