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New game: What will you take to MNHQ?

156 replies

TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 14:43

There is a secret rule about what you can and cannot take to MNHQ.

I will take food.

OP posts:
FuckOffWithYourFlannelNonsense · 11/01/2026 17:42

Trying again...

I will take some wellingtons.

Bikechic · 11/01/2026 17:42

I will take my big girl pants

Mydonkeyisred · 11/01/2026 17:46

Nothing dint wanna go there lol

LoopingStar · 11/01/2026 17:49

Can I take a croc?

BetteDavisChin · 11/01/2026 17:50

I'll take 'Proper Use of Apostrophes' by P.E.D. Antic

shellyleppard · 11/01/2026 18:18

@TheRozzers thank you!!

TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:04

MyThreeWords · 11/01/2026 17:21

Ah ha!

I will take some naice ham.
I will take Wegovy.
I will take a cocklodging boyfriend.

But I would be barred by MNHQ bouncers if I tried to bring a Gregg's sausage roll?

Ha yes! You can take all of those things but certainly not the Greggs Sausage roll

OP posts:
TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:05

LoopingStar · 11/01/2026 17:49

Can I take a croc?

Sorry I’m afraid not.

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TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:05

RessicaJabbit · 11/01/2026 17:22

I'll take.some marshmallows.

Sorry no 😞

OP posts:
Eyesopenwideawake · 11/01/2026 19:06

A beaker.

TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:06

helplessbanana · 11/01/2026 17:41

I will take my baffled self.

Sure! You’re in 😊

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TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:07

Eyesopenwideawake · 11/01/2026 19:06

A beaker.

No sorry that’s not the rule

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RessicaJabbit · 11/01/2026 19:08

Oh, I shall take my elderly Korean neighbour then.

TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:11

RessicaJabbit · 11/01/2026 19:08

Oh, I shall take my elderly Korean neighbour then.

I’m afraid you shall not be able to take your elderly Korean neighbour but I’m interested to know the thought process!

OP posts:
PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 11/01/2026 19:13

Can I bring a scarf?

TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:15

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 11/01/2026 19:13

Can I bring a scarf?

No sorry 😞

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TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:16

@AgathaQuiztee
@ErrolTheDragon
@Arlanymor

You’re all in!

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RessicaJabbit · 11/01/2026 19:17

A slice of cake

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 11/01/2026 19:17

Ahh ... I think I will take a black cat.

TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:18

@TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia
@DirtyGertiefromno30
@helplessbanana
@FuckOffWithYourFlannelNonsense
@Bikechic

You’ve all passed the test 👍

OP posts:
TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:18

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 11/01/2026 19:17

Ahh ... I think I will take a black cat.

Getting closer 😊

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Arlanymor · 11/01/2026 19:20

@TheRozzers

Hurrah! Thank you! (Although I must admit the reason they were fingerless is because I have a penguin bollard in my pocket that I can touch for emotional support - don't kick me out!!!)

TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:21

RessicaJabbit · 11/01/2026 19:17

A slice of cake

Nope not a slice of cake

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EmpressaurusKitty · 11/01/2026 19:21

TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:11

I’m afraid you shall not be able to take your elderly Korean neighbour but I’m interested to know the thought process!

You don’t know the story of the Elderly Korean Lady? I think it’s in Classics.

IAmTheLogLady · 11/01/2026 19:23

TheRozzers · 11/01/2026 19:15

No sorry 😞

What about the MN scarf....
I will take Bear

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