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Helpfullnelly · 09/01/2026 16:33

These absolutely wonderful people are giving up a week of annual leave and coming to help me and DH to do some work on our house abroad.
We are paying for flights, transfers etc and all food.
Im planning on doing all food either buffet style or bbq depending.
I want to take care of their every need however small or different to ours they are.
Ive got each person, a face flannel, and a towel. Toiletries, shampoo, etc
What else do I need?
Tell me what you personally would need, its going to be a hard graft week.
The job that needs doing is around €35000 which we don't have, every one doing the work with us is cutting costs including travel and food to around €15000.
So I have more gratitude than I can ever expeess and I want them to go home glad they came to help, rather than tiny hiccups (wrong food/not enough food etc) to send them home annoyed they even bothered.
I will consider all, what good do you want?
Tv in rooms or no? Tell me everything....Go

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Helpfullnelly · 09/04/2026 21:01

Thanks for the heads up on the spelling, I hadnt noticed. I printed them all last night and ironed on this morning. They do look good.
We got the trailer all packed yesterday evening, and i even got compliments from DH telling me how impressed he was at how little shit I had packed this time!
In my defense it was half a trailer of Christmas decorations last time so not my personal stuff.
Im packing my travel bag tomorrow, then I'm at work the weekend.
I had a bit of an annoyance that our dogs Health certificate has gone up by £80 since last year, it was £160 last year and £240 today. I almost told them to rip,it up and I would get it elsewhere.
I begrudgingly paid but told them I didn't agree and wouldn't be using them again

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bizzey · 09/04/2026 21:07

I thought the typo was wonderful and unique !
Also...I it took me ages to notice , even when people were saying there was a spelling error ! 😁😅

bizzey · 09/04/2026 21:16

Safe journey and travels .
Can't wait for the next update !

Helpfullnelly · 13/04/2026 17:44

We are on the road! Dog not impressed so far, hes got a long way to go so he needs to perk up soon

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bizzey · 13/04/2026 22:25

How long will it take you?
How often do you have to stop for doggie break ?!
Your doggie is so cute 🥰 !

Helpfullnelly · 14/04/2026 09:45

bizzey · 13/04/2026 22:25

How long will it take you?
How often do you have to stop for doggie break ?!
Your doggie is so cute 🥰 !

It takes up about 36 hours generally.
We stop for 30 mins every 3 hours, and 1 hour on the next stop (at 6 hours).
We drive for about 15 hours, each taking turns, then stop for a sleep stop which is about a 6 hour break.
We are up to here

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DilemmaDelilah · 14/04/2026 12:13

Paracetamol
Sunscreen
Imodium
Lots of nice toilet paper
Fans - if it's going to be hot
Fleece blankets - if it's going to be cold
A selection of boots and gloves for outdoor work
Plasters
first aid kit
spare chargers
hand cream

Wallywobbles · 14/04/2026 12:30

my best advice to you is to reduce your expectations from the start. And make sure they all have the proper tools to do the jobs they’re coming to do. Enough of everything. And make sure you keep on top of the logistics of that part. And the project management. I’d cut your expectations of outcomes by 50%

BinNightTonight · 14/04/2026 12:49

What an exciting thread!

HJ40 · 14/04/2026 14:05

Are we nearly there yet? 😉

Helpfullnelly · 14/04/2026 14:41

We are up to here. 11 more hours driving to.go x

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BoarBrush · 17/04/2026 21:54

I'm ridiculously excited about this project. We've just moved into what was a shit hole of a property, 4 friends plastering, taping, lying, papering and painting took 4 weeks of all juggling self employment and kids, would've cost at least 5k, they are my heroes.

My gardens another story, the thing I am most proud about.

I hope all goes as planned

bizzey · 25/04/2026 02:39

So want to hear an update..but don't like to pester in case tempers are flagging !!

bizzey · 25/04/2026 02:40

Hope you are all well though, and comfortable .

Ineffable23 · 25/04/2026 07:54

Hope it's going well and you have had good weather (not too hot, not too cold!). Loving the T shirts!

FindingMeno · 25/04/2026 08:14

Sounds amazing!
I would happily do this sort of thing for the basics - food and board. The feeling of community will be great.
I would say that I would like the opportunity to come back and visit for a holiday at some point to enjoy the finished project.

Ididthistooanditwashell · 25/04/2026 10:52

Been there, done that and got the t-shirt x 2. Literally.

Rural France, between 15 and 20 people every day for 2 weeks, 8 bedrooms plus four in a friend's house. AMA. 🤓 Not gardening or building work but an independent film project where my house was the location and set, but also served as accommodation for the cast and crew and I was the sole caterer. There were three couples (me and DH, plus 2 of my adult children and their partners) but everyone else needed their own bed. There was a revolving door of people who came and went mid shoot, so I had to keep changing bedsheets and towels and the sleeping arrangements were constantly re-jigged depending on who could share and who couldn't. We paid a friend nearby to provide some overflow accommodation at night, but all the catering was done at my house.

I made all the mistakes and learned the hard way so you don't have to.
Firstly, don't underestimate how hard this will be on you. For me, the first two or three days felt like a fun challenge and all the rest after that felt like I'd died and gone to hell. I've never been so exhausted and stressed in my life. You won't have time to do anything except shop for and prepare food and clear up from food, and stress about keeping food either hot, or cold, three times a day. Even with someone helping you to clear up and load the dishwasher, if you want to feed them well and not get too repetitive or boring, it will be a full time job.

In my case, I wasn't being paid for use of my house as a film set and I wasn't saving any money personally by doing this. The film was written, directed and produced by two of my adult children and the use of the house with accommodation and catering was our gift to them as they were self financing the whole thing on a tight, but still substantial budget. It was actually costing me quite a lot of my own money so I did have to be mindful of the cost. Food in France is incredibly expensive, especially fresh fruit, veg and meat, and not always as good as people might expect unless you can afford to not worry about the cost at all and buy the best of everything. Finding things that you might use at home as a convenience or short cut is not as easy as in the UK. I imagine it's similar in Spain?

In my situation although my children and their partners were involved, everyone else was a paid professional who was actually working on location, so I felt the pressure to make sure it was of a decent standard. So many people had offered well meaning advice about 'keeping it simple' and 'just give them baguettes and meats and cheeses for lunch' without understanding the specific challenges I was up against. A pack of four decent quality slices of ham costs around 6 euros in my local supermarket in France, and one big, hungry man could demolish that in a sitting. I couldn't just bung everyone a 'Chicken Tonight' casserole and a pouch of microwave rice every night. Not that I would do that anyway, not my style, but it was neither practical nor affordable to do that, even if I'd wanted to. A jar of half edible casserole sauce alone would be about 4 euros in France and with all the big strapping men I was feeding I'd have needed one between two and a pouch of rice each, and that's before the chicken or any veg.

Due to the numbers involved and the fact that they all needed to eat at exactly the same time, it wasn't practical to do much in the way of pasta, or chips or omelettes, or other easy/cheap things. So I cooked virtually everything from scratch in bulk and in advance wherever possible. And I had to have two choices, often three, because of dietary restrictions, allergies and a bloody vegan.

It's great that you thought of a cleaner. I wish I had done that. I left everyone responsible for their own shared bathrooms and their own laundry. Luckily we have a second washing machine in an annexe property outside of my main house. But I still had a ton of sheets and towels to deal with once they'd left. I provided all the relevant laundry and cleaning stuff for them to use as they wished, but I probably should have checked the bathrooms more than I did, or paid someone to do them. By the end they were not pretty...

Breakfasts: I kept it simple and let people sort themselves out. Supplied several types of cereal, milk, multipacks of yogurts, bananas. Cartons of fruit juice, fresh fruit. We got through tons and tons of bananas. Sliced bread and butter for people who wanted to make their own toast, jams/peanut butter etc, and I went to the supermarket daily for baguettes. I bought bags of frozen croissants and baked them at home as buying them fresh each day for that many people would have been eye wateringly expensive. Not everybody even bothered with breakfast but others ate loads.

As you have fewer people, you could boil a load of eggs and offer those, or include some sliced hams and cheeses, but I didn't do this for breakfast. It would have added significantly to the already huge cost and I had very little help in the kitchen (DH was busy with other tasks, but helped where he could) so I didn't have time.

I supplied a kettle and teabags and a Nespresso machine with unlimited pods and put it on a table outside of my kitchen so they weren't all under my feet while I was trying to prep lunch, which started more or less as soon as I got up and dressed. My God, did they get through a lot of coffee pods. One bloke I swear must have drunk 10 or 12 double espressos a day. He was Serbian. Apparently that explains it...

If I were to do it again which I won't ever not even if my life depended on it I would ration the pods, because of the relentless pressure to keep going to the shop every five minutes for essential things we ran out of. In rural France that's no joke. But in your case it's a bit different. They are doing you a favour, so you might feel less inclined to ration anything.

Water: Our water is drinkable and we decided against a constant supply of bottled water for everybody, not because of cost but because of the practicalities of trying to keep so many people supplied with endless cold plastic bottles of water and the amount of space it took up in the car when we went shopping twice a day. and the fridge space and the constant recycling runs.

We bought ONE lot of 500 ml plastic bottles for everyone and wrote name labels on them. When they were empty people could refill their own bottle from a constant supply of filtered tap water kept in water jugs in the drinks fridge. It was easier to keep the jugs constantly replenished and cooled than to keep restocking the fridge with endless plastic bottles. The labels also meant that when people put their bottles down, they always knew whose was whose. Maybe buy a borrow a big Eski cooler for drinks and ice, as you will run out of fridge space, even if you think you have loads. You need to keep your food cool as well and drinks take up so much space.

I had particular challenges that you hopefully won't have, like not being able to clatter around in the kitchen at certain times because the cameras were rolling nearby and I couldn't make a noise. And loads of my stuff had been moved around to different parts of the house because of where they were filming, so I was constantly moved around to do my food prep, then moved back again and couldn't find half the things I needed. It was really stressful.

I couldn't stagger the serving times, everyone on a film set breaks for meals at the same time, it's a really tightly controlled filming schedule, so I had to have it all ready and dished up exactly when they were ready. Cooking dinner more or less from scratch for so many people in an ordinary domestic kitchen when you've barely had time to clear up from lunch....uurgh. You can't cook rice or pasta or roast potatoes for 20 people in one go, so then you have the challenge of trying to keep things warm while you finish the next batch. And it was SO hot, but I couldn't have the kitchen door open very often.

I could write an essay and I practically have on all the things that made my situation particularly challenging, but hopefully they largely won't apply to you.
As I said, I tried not to fall into the trap of just bunging everyone a lump of baguette with ham and cheese every day, for various reasons it wasn't appropriate and these lot were HUNGRY. I couldn't give them bread and things for breakfast and then more bread and things for lunch. They needed proper meals with variety. But we did sometimes have things like giant sausages and fried onions in baguettes. Quiches and huge frittatas made in big foil trays and salads, breakfast burritos (for lunch) which I made and froze in advance then put in the air fryer. Homemade falafels in wraps with hummus and pickles. Jacket potatoes with tuna mayo, coleslaw, cheese and beans. Macaroni cheese. Big trays of roasted chicken pieces with a range of nice salads.

Things that will make your life a million times easier: Disposable foil trays for anything roasted or greasy, or anything in a sticky marinade that burns and is particularly horrible to wash up, or big roasting dishes that won't fit in the dishwasher. Just use foil trays and chuck 'em. Air fryers - I needed two, you might be okay with one, but two would be better. A big slow cooker. A rice cooker. A pressure cooker or Ninja multi cooker thing. Pressure cooking loads of either soft or hard boiled eggs is a breeze and they peel really easily. No worries over timing. Just set it and go. Perfect every time.

For lunch I often resorted to paper plates and disposable 'street food' type bowls where possible, because there was only me clearing up. By the time I'd loaded the dishwasher with cooking stuff there was no room for plates, and there would still be a second load of pots and pans waiting to go in once the first load had finished. But I drove over with all this disposable stuff in the car which I'd bought from Makro, you might be flying over?

You will need loads of freezer space. If you don't already have it then buy or borrow a big freezer. Cook and freeze as much in advance as possible. I did some lasagnes, curries, chillies, a beef and a chicken casserole etc so I only needed to worry about the rice/salad/veg or whatever, on the night. But with 20 people for two weeks there was only so much I had room for. Once the frozen stuff was used up I never had the time to cook 'in advance for the freezer' because I was too busy cooking for what was needed for the next meal.

I had some great meals that went down really well and were reasonably easy to do that didn't break the bank, so ask away if you need ideas. The other thing I did which turned out to be a great idea was supplied things like tinned ravioli and pot noodles for people to help themselves if they were hungry late at night or between meals. If you have young, strapping men on this project and they are working hard, do NOT underestimate how permanently hungry they will be.

Sorry that was so long.

Ididthistooanditwashell · 25/04/2026 11:29

Oh, and ask them where possible to stagger their showering schedules or you'll run out of water by the third or fourth person and you'll need it in the kitchen.

Ididthistooanditwashell · 25/04/2026 11:33

Oh, just seen you are driving. That's brilliant, so much easier to take what you need with you.

Ididthistooanditwashell · 25/04/2026 11:39

Just realised how late I am to this party and the whole thing has probably happened and finished by now. 😂Anyway, even if my advice is a week or six too late, at least we'll be able to compare notes on the experience.

Mmmkaay · 26/04/2026 07:09

Ididthistooanditwashell · 25/04/2026 10:52

Been there, done that and got the t-shirt x 2. Literally.

Rural France, between 15 and 20 people every day for 2 weeks, 8 bedrooms plus four in a friend's house. AMA. 🤓 Not gardening or building work but an independent film project where my house was the location and set, but also served as accommodation for the cast and crew and I was the sole caterer. There were three couples (me and DH, plus 2 of my adult children and their partners) but everyone else needed their own bed. There was a revolving door of people who came and went mid shoot, so I had to keep changing bedsheets and towels and the sleeping arrangements were constantly re-jigged depending on who could share and who couldn't. We paid a friend nearby to provide some overflow accommodation at night, but all the catering was done at my house.

I made all the mistakes and learned the hard way so you don't have to.
Firstly, don't underestimate how hard this will be on you. For me, the first two or three days felt like a fun challenge and all the rest after that felt like I'd died and gone to hell. I've never been so exhausted and stressed in my life. You won't have time to do anything except shop for and prepare food and clear up from food, and stress about keeping food either hot, or cold, three times a day. Even with someone helping you to clear up and load the dishwasher, if you want to feed them well and not get too repetitive or boring, it will be a full time job.

In my case, I wasn't being paid for use of my house as a film set and I wasn't saving any money personally by doing this. The film was written, directed and produced by two of my adult children and the use of the house with accommodation and catering was our gift to them as they were self financing the whole thing on a tight, but still substantial budget. It was actually costing me quite a lot of my own money so I did have to be mindful of the cost. Food in France is incredibly expensive, especially fresh fruit, veg and meat, and not always as good as people might expect unless you can afford to not worry about the cost at all and buy the best of everything. Finding things that you might use at home as a convenience or short cut is not as easy as in the UK. I imagine it's similar in Spain?

In my situation although my children and their partners were involved, everyone else was a paid professional who was actually working on location, so I felt the pressure to make sure it was of a decent standard. So many people had offered well meaning advice about 'keeping it simple' and 'just give them baguettes and meats and cheeses for lunch' without understanding the specific challenges I was up against. A pack of four decent quality slices of ham costs around 6 euros in my local supermarket in France, and one big, hungry man could demolish that in a sitting. I couldn't just bung everyone a 'Chicken Tonight' casserole and a pouch of microwave rice every night. Not that I would do that anyway, not my style, but it was neither practical nor affordable to do that, even if I'd wanted to. A jar of half edible casserole sauce alone would be about 4 euros in France and with all the big strapping men I was feeding I'd have needed one between two and a pouch of rice each, and that's before the chicken or any veg.

Due to the numbers involved and the fact that they all needed to eat at exactly the same time, it wasn't practical to do much in the way of pasta, or chips or omelettes, or other easy/cheap things. So I cooked virtually everything from scratch in bulk and in advance wherever possible. And I had to have two choices, often three, because of dietary restrictions, allergies and a bloody vegan.

It's great that you thought of a cleaner. I wish I had done that. I left everyone responsible for their own shared bathrooms and their own laundry. Luckily we have a second washing machine in an annexe property outside of my main house. But I still had a ton of sheets and towels to deal with once they'd left. I provided all the relevant laundry and cleaning stuff for them to use as they wished, but I probably should have checked the bathrooms more than I did, or paid someone to do them. By the end they were not pretty...

Breakfasts: I kept it simple and let people sort themselves out. Supplied several types of cereal, milk, multipacks of yogurts, bananas. Cartons of fruit juice, fresh fruit. We got through tons and tons of bananas. Sliced bread and butter for people who wanted to make their own toast, jams/peanut butter etc, and I went to the supermarket daily for baguettes. I bought bags of frozen croissants and baked them at home as buying them fresh each day for that many people would have been eye wateringly expensive. Not everybody even bothered with breakfast but others ate loads.

As you have fewer people, you could boil a load of eggs and offer those, or include some sliced hams and cheeses, but I didn't do this for breakfast. It would have added significantly to the already huge cost and I had very little help in the kitchen (DH was busy with other tasks, but helped where he could) so I didn't have time.

I supplied a kettle and teabags and a Nespresso machine with unlimited pods and put it on a table outside of my kitchen so they weren't all under my feet while I was trying to prep lunch, which started more or less as soon as I got up and dressed. My God, did they get through a lot of coffee pods. One bloke I swear must have drunk 10 or 12 double espressos a day. He was Serbian. Apparently that explains it...

If I were to do it again which I won't ever not even if my life depended on it I would ration the pods, because of the relentless pressure to keep going to the shop every five minutes for essential things we ran out of. In rural France that's no joke. But in your case it's a bit different. They are doing you a favour, so you might feel less inclined to ration anything.

Water: Our water is drinkable and we decided against a constant supply of bottled water for everybody, not because of cost but because of the practicalities of trying to keep so many people supplied with endless cold plastic bottles of water and the amount of space it took up in the car when we went shopping twice a day. and the fridge space and the constant recycling runs.

We bought ONE lot of 500 ml plastic bottles for everyone and wrote name labels on them. When they were empty people could refill their own bottle from a constant supply of filtered tap water kept in water jugs in the drinks fridge. It was easier to keep the jugs constantly replenished and cooled than to keep restocking the fridge with endless plastic bottles. The labels also meant that when people put their bottles down, they always knew whose was whose. Maybe buy a borrow a big Eski cooler for drinks and ice, as you will run out of fridge space, even if you think you have loads. You need to keep your food cool as well and drinks take up so much space.

I had particular challenges that you hopefully won't have, like not being able to clatter around in the kitchen at certain times because the cameras were rolling nearby and I couldn't make a noise. And loads of my stuff had been moved around to different parts of the house because of where they were filming, so I was constantly moved around to do my food prep, then moved back again and couldn't find half the things I needed. It was really stressful.

I couldn't stagger the serving times, everyone on a film set breaks for meals at the same time, it's a really tightly controlled filming schedule, so I had to have it all ready and dished up exactly when they were ready. Cooking dinner more or less from scratch for so many people in an ordinary domestic kitchen when you've barely had time to clear up from lunch....uurgh. You can't cook rice or pasta or roast potatoes for 20 people in one go, so then you have the challenge of trying to keep things warm while you finish the next batch. And it was SO hot, but I couldn't have the kitchen door open very often.

I could write an essay and I practically have on all the things that made my situation particularly challenging, but hopefully they largely won't apply to you.
As I said, I tried not to fall into the trap of just bunging everyone a lump of baguette with ham and cheese every day, for various reasons it wasn't appropriate and these lot were HUNGRY. I couldn't give them bread and things for breakfast and then more bread and things for lunch. They needed proper meals with variety. But we did sometimes have things like giant sausages and fried onions in baguettes. Quiches and huge frittatas made in big foil trays and salads, breakfast burritos (for lunch) which I made and froze in advance then put in the air fryer. Homemade falafels in wraps with hummus and pickles. Jacket potatoes with tuna mayo, coleslaw, cheese and beans. Macaroni cheese. Big trays of roasted chicken pieces with a range of nice salads.

Things that will make your life a million times easier: Disposable foil trays for anything roasted or greasy, or anything in a sticky marinade that burns and is particularly horrible to wash up, or big roasting dishes that won't fit in the dishwasher. Just use foil trays and chuck 'em. Air fryers - I needed two, you might be okay with one, but two would be better. A big slow cooker. A rice cooker. A pressure cooker or Ninja multi cooker thing. Pressure cooking loads of either soft or hard boiled eggs is a breeze and they peel really easily. No worries over timing. Just set it and go. Perfect every time.

For lunch I often resorted to paper plates and disposable 'street food' type bowls where possible, because there was only me clearing up. By the time I'd loaded the dishwasher with cooking stuff there was no room for plates, and there would still be a second load of pots and pans waiting to go in once the first load had finished. But I drove over with all this disposable stuff in the car which I'd bought from Makro, you might be flying over?

You will need loads of freezer space. If you don't already have it then buy or borrow a big freezer. Cook and freeze as much in advance as possible. I did some lasagnes, curries, chillies, a beef and a chicken casserole etc so I only needed to worry about the rice/salad/veg or whatever, on the night. But with 20 people for two weeks there was only so much I had room for. Once the frozen stuff was used up I never had the time to cook 'in advance for the freezer' because I was too busy cooking for what was needed for the next meal.

I had some great meals that went down really well and were reasonably easy to do that didn't break the bank, so ask away if you need ideas. The other thing I did which turned out to be a great idea was supplied things like tinned ravioli and pot noodles for people to help themselves if they were hungry late at night or between meals. If you have young, strapping men on this project and they are working hard, do NOT underestimate how permanently hungry they will be.

Sorry that was so long.

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Please tell me that a) your children were grateful because they really should still be sending you flowers and calling you every week after that effort! And b) was the film a success?!

AmazingGreatAunt · 26/04/2026 10:43

@Ididthistooanditwashell
Please tell me you don't use jars and packaged goods when you live in France. What about local markets? I live in a neighbouring country and only go to a shop for the basics plus loo rolls etc.
All food is bought at markets, local, seasonal, or proper butchers, bakers etc. or currently from the myriad asparagus stalls all over the place.

Ididthistooanditwashell · 26/04/2026 16:11

AmazingGreatAunt · 26/04/2026 10:43

@Ididthistooanditwashell
Please tell me you don't use jars and packaged goods when you live in France. What about local markets? I live in a neighbouring country and only go to a shop for the basics plus loo rolls etc.
All food is bought at markets, local, seasonal, or proper butchers, bakers etc. or currently from the myriad asparagus stalls all over the place.

OMG, seriously? Thanks for that sage bit of advice about using markets, butchers and bakers. Why ever did I not think of that? Hmm I don't know what neighbouring country you live in, but as it's not France, I know a fair bit more about the comparative costs, availability and challenges of food shopping in rural France than you do. As well as the benefits and drawbacks of supermarkets versus my local market and butcher, after 10 years of having a house there. I did go to the bakers for baguettes every day, but I also used the supermarket or I'd have cleared the baker out. I didn't use my local butcher because it's eye wateringly expensive and frankly, buying French cuts of meat can be a bit like Russian Roulette. I couldn't afford to mess up dinner, it's not as if there was the option of Uber Eats as a back up plan. And I didn't fancy paying 20 euros for a fancy chicken when I needed 4 each time.

I thought I made it clear that I wasn't feeding people largely from jars and packets? And my market is only on a Monday. I didn't have the luxury of time to drive around each day to different towns or villages 15 miles away by windy country lane just to visit their markets, because I was too busy rushing to the nearest supermarket for top up shops, then back to prep food for 20 people and have it on the table at exactly the time specified on the schedule I was given, then clear it all up and start again for dinner. Did you miss that bit? Confused

Trust me when I say this wasn't any time for poncing around in a straw hat and some espadrilles with a hand woven basket over my arm, marvelling a the heady scent of the local melons, admiring the freshness of the asparagus and sampling little morsels of Brebis at the cheese stall. It was less 'Gordon Ramsay throws a dinner party' and more 'school dinner lady-cum-army cook on amphetamines.'

I actually took sacks of rice, huge catering blocks of cheddar, feta and halloumi, catering packs of chuck steak from Costco which I then minced myself (yes I know, but I like to live life on the edge and stick it to the EU man) as well as sacks of Maris Piper potatoes, baking potatoes and sacks of onions from the UK with me. I did this because 10 years of experience has taught me it would be cheaper and easier and probably (shock horror!) nicer in the case of the beef, than sourcing any of those things in the quantities I needed at an affordable price in France. I'm sure it might be possible but I simply didn't have the hours to drive around and to put that to the test.

Plus I preferred knowing I had the exact sort of potatoes that would roast or mash well, rather than take my chances with much more expensive, frequently gluey textured french ones. And bog standard brown onions are bizarrely expensive in France for some reason. And the beef is often just.....horrible. Cauliflowers frequently cost in excess of 5 quid in France. Cucumbers that would be a quid in the UK can be 2 euros on a market in France. I've seen some frankly shocking carrots I would only feed to horses on French markets for three times the cost per kilo of decent carrots in Sainsburys. Don't get me wrong, lots of it is indeed lovely, but it's very expensive.

Plus it was 35 degrees and I had limited space to keep fresh produce cool. I couldn't have bought several days worth of fresh stuff at a once-a-week market anyway. It wouldn't have lasted. So anything I couldn't cram into my car from England that would last long enough, was bought at the supermarket. And yes, the odd jar or packet was used on occasion to make my life a tiny bit easier, in what was the most exhausting fortnight of my life. Humble apologies.

But I still managed to totally knock it out of the park every single day and frequently got told it was the best on-location catering they'd ever had.

Ididthistooanditwashell · 26/04/2026 16:25

Mmmkaay · 26/04/2026 07:09

Please tell me that a) your children were grateful because they really should still be sending you flowers and calling you every week after that effort! And b) was the film a success?!

Very grateful. But do they phone their mother enough? Of course they don't.

The film is currently in post production as we speak but it will be ready soon. It took a while to find the right editor, and they needed to recover their finances a bit and take a breather. They also have busy day jobs.

I've seen the first 'assembly' edit and it's amazing. I am so proud of them. It's going to end up about 45 minutes long when the full editing is finished. It is a condensed version of what will hopefully be a full length feature film. It will be submitted to film festivals and also used to pitch to investors in the hope of re-shooting it in the full length format.

I've already told them that if they raise the investment for that it will need to include enough money for the cast and crew to live and eat off site and I am not doing any of it.

FuckOffWithYourFlannelNonsense · 26/04/2026 16:47

@Ididthistooanditwashell

Great post! We used to live in (very) rural France running gites, a B&B and a camp-site. Shopping and catering in bulk is an absolute nightmare. We didn't do a lot of poncing around in straw hats either!