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Friends cousin got a free boob job

52 replies

dinesaurrawr · 14/12/2025 06:13

I’ll admit I’m a little jealous 😄 she is an influencer, always insecure about her smaller breasts and was offered the opportunity. I think I’m in the wrong profession!

It’s made me wonder, if you was able to get anything changed surgically for free, would you ?

OP posts:
Floorclean · 14/12/2025 12:01

mumofoneAloneandwell · 14/12/2025 11:02

Thats not the same 😄, a woman flashing her fanny about the pub is the equivalent to a Penis waggler

So you honestly think someone flashing their boobs in pub Is totally fine?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 14/12/2025 13:14

Floorclean · 14/12/2025 12:01

So you honestly think someone flashing their boobs in pub Is totally fine?

No, but showing your mates in a corner, at night when everyone's drunk and theres no kids, its not the worst thing in the world!

FinallyHere · 14/12/2025 13:23

Such a risk. What redress would there be if it had gone wrong?

I delays long enough to have lens replacement surgery for cataracts. I can’t imaging willingly putting myself ‘under the knife’.

Floorclean · 14/12/2025 14:33

mumofoneAloneandwell · 14/12/2025 13:14

No, but showing your mates in a corner, at night when everyone's drunk and theres no kids, its not the worst thing in the world!

the op wasn’t her mate! And op does not say it was just friends anyway

and sure… show in the pub toilets! But in the pub itself?? wtf

NormasArse · 14/12/2025 14:39

Floorclean · 14/12/2025 10:49

Huh?

So a man could flash the pub his penis?

No, but he could flash his chest…

cakebreak · 14/12/2025 14:40

Kind of weird to be envious of someone having entirely unnecessary surgery

Minjou · 14/12/2025 14:43

Floorclean · 14/12/2025 10:49

Huh?

So a man could flash the pub his penis?

Do you think breasts and penises are the same thing?

Tongoparis · 14/12/2025 14:45

I’d have a boob reduction, solve a lot of my back issues and scar reduction work on some surgery areas I have if I could have them as freebies 😆

Floorclean · 14/12/2025 14:53

Minjou · 14/12/2025 14:43

Do you think breasts and penises are the same thing?

I don’t think either should be flashed in a pub 🤷‍♀️

Pedallleur · 14/12/2025 14:56

Having surgery is not or shouldn't be a lifestyle choice. Any surgery carries a risk.

QwertyAtThirty · 14/12/2025 14:57

I mean, if someone went from, say, an AA to an E, they wouldn't have to flash anyone for that person to "see the results". Presumably she didn't have a boob job just to hide them under a baggy jumper (and even then you'd notice if your mate had suddenly gone up several cup sizes!)

Tigercrane · 14/12/2025 15:01

Small boobs can be lovley.No way would I want to have a boob job.Your boobs are probably perfect as they are,honestly your lucky to have healthy smaller one.

NormasArse · 14/12/2025 15:14

Tigercrane · 14/12/2025 15:01

Small boobs can be lovley.No way would I want to have a boob job.Your boobs are probably perfect as they are,honestly your lucky to have healthy smaller one.

I agree. I had an A/B cup until my 40s. Clothes hung beautifully. Now they’re an F and I feel really frumpy.

Wompet · 14/12/2025 15:17

Floorclean · 14/12/2025 14:33

the op wasn’t her mate! And op does not say it was just friends anyway

and sure… show in the pub toilets! But in the pub itself?? wtf

Edited

Did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning?

Floorclean · 14/12/2025 15:19

Wompet · 14/12/2025 15:17

Did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning?

Not in the slightest!

Soonenough · 14/12/2025 15:28

I know someone who advertised her jaw lifting as in jowls on company's FB site in return for discount or possibly free. Claims she wanted to keep looking young . Her DCs are grown up and her daughters are beautiful.But it meant everyone where we live saw it . Everytime I see her I think you are vain twat and everyone now knows it .

KateBushAgain · 14/12/2025 16:02

I’m not sure I’d choose a surgeon that promoted their services like that , it feels a bit desperate.
I wouldn’t want any surgery free or otherwise. I don’t mind aging really and I’m happy with my imperfect self.

stayok · 14/12/2025 16:05

I’d worry about the ethics of a clinic that promotes itself like this. The decision to have surgery isn’t really one they should be incentivising with freebies. The whole thing sounds pretty grim.

Arlanymor · 14/12/2025 16:08

NowThatsWhatICallRecent · 14/12/2025 11:07

I wish I could have a breast reduction. Mine are permanently an E cup. Losing weight never seems to affect my cup size, it just reduces the back size. Tired of back ache, ugly bras, the wretched things getting in the way all the time. I'd be an AA cup if I had the choice, I'd love to be almost flat, but I'd settle for anything C cup or below.

I feel your pain, although I don't want to be entirely flat. I'm a G and would love to go back to the days of a D cup - if I had the money I would absolutely do it. I get horrible backache and although they look fine underneath my clothes, they mean I have to buy all my tops in large sizes to fit them - which mean they don't fit elsewhere - and they interrupt my sleep. Plus I'd love to be perky again - who wouldn't.

Ducksurprise · 14/12/2025 16:10

I want to say no I wouldn't, but six kids and an outdoor life hasn't been kind - I would never pay for it as could always find somewhere else to spend the money- but a free whole body makeover like they used to do in the Swan.... Sign me up 😂

Boomer55 · 14/12/2025 16:38

Floorclean · 14/12/2025 06:19

did you hear this nugget of gossip down the pub by any chance?

If a patent can prove their body is causing “psychological issues” 🙄. then the NHS can do certain ops.

WhyAreYouIkeThis · 14/12/2025 17:05

Have I missed something? Where did OP say that the cousin had flashed the pub?

yorkshiretoffee · 14/12/2025 17:09

I wouldn't get surgery but I wouldn't mind getting my teeth whitened and improved. If I had to get surgery, then maybe a neck lift?

HairyToity · 14/12/2025 17:13

Good god I wouldn't want breast implants, there are all sorts of risks and complications. No thanks. What a strange thing to be jealous of.

stomachamelon · 14/12/2025 21:26

@WhyAreYouIkeThis I don’t think op did. I did :) (my friend flashed post surgery and it was in the ladies)
They are impressive mind you.

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