What would the first episode of a podcast with your username as the title be about?

[OneUmberJoker]

My starting as a joker

Entitled men.

My gorgeous dog.

Are we as a people getting enough sleep. No…we are not.

I love that show

Soft cheeses. Ranked.

Mine would be about various pies or apples or just solely on apple pies - the best way to cook, serve etc. I don’t actually like apple pie so I couldn’t host this show sadly.

Things to do in Paris after dark. Episode 2: Blackpool drops next week so be sure to subscribe!

Living by the sea.

The Creatures of Discworld

Road safety in rural communities.

Steeleye Span and their best songs.

Adventure Games Revisited

I would spend all the podcast talking about the life and work of my beloved Morrissey. I know he's not everyone's cup of tea but I love him.
His misery makes him who he is

Notable Winona Ryder characters

Exploring the ancient art of disarming enemies using nothing but flowers, passive aggression and a well-timed bouquet slap.

An overwhelmed mum getting annoyed at the bloodsuckers living in the house.

Life’s fuckery moments.

A celebrity guest recalls their favourite school assembly song, and shares some school related anecdotes.

The best antique you accidentally found

Northern soul and 60s Motown records.

The wonders of the female body, with all its functions and little quirks!

Interior Design Inspiration 2026

Clueless middle aged lady discovers a new aspect to life in the metropolis each week

A sort of ‘Emily in Paris’ for the menopausal woman.

Three things that make you happy and lift your spirit (excluding dull shit like family, friends, pets 🙄😂) all recorded on the back seat of a Rolls Royce (fyi - the Spirit of Ecstasy is the name of the silver lady mascot on the front) My three things are a walk on the beach, Diptyque soap, 1000 thread count sheets.

The TV series 'Snowfall' 😎