What school chants do you remember?

[OneUmberJoker]

When we were in an activity weekend it was we're from (village name)

Fight fight fight fight (followed by the whole school running across the playground and surrounding two people having a fight

Let’s all go to Tesco’s, where Sir gets his best clothes….

Long before Tesco’s sold decent clothes.

"All join on for playing at war
No girls allowed"

It was the 1970s.

Ip dip dog shit
Who stood in it
I think it was you

First the worst
Second the best
Third the one with the hairy chest

Anyone from my school can still sing the school song based on the Latin motto.

I think I know that! Is it the one that goes "you're going home in a fucking ambulance"?

we won the war, in 1944

This was chanted every day by all the school children as we left the bus carrying us back to school in the lunch hour

forgot to say this would have been 1944/45

Bundle!

Ip dip dog shit ..you are it.
Ca ca..(can't remember)yer ma Cana knit
N yer da waks wi a wakin stick.
Ne Scotland early 70s.

A very offensive song about My Little Ponies that I darent repeat.

Everywhere we go
People always ask us
Etc etc

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

😳

We break up
We break down
We don't care if school falls down
No more English
No more French
No more sitting on the old school bench.

Sung when school broke up for holidays.

Everywhere we go, everywhere we go
people always ask us..

Who we are, Who we are and Where we come from, where we come from.

And we always tell them "we're from (insert place) might mighty........

the song that accompanied a clapping game:

I went to a Chinese restaurant,
to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread
I wrapped it up in a five pound note and this is what I said said said
My name is Elvis Presley,
girls are sexy
sitting in the back seat drinking Pepsi

there is a bit more but I can’t remember. It was the mid 80s….

Dinah, Dinah, show us your legs…..
A yard above your knee!

NE, 1960’s.

Everywhere we go, everywhere we go
people always ask us..
Who we are, Who we are and Where we come from, where we come from.
And we always tell them "we're from (insert place) might mighty........

Was that before or after the Barmy Army adopted it?

Draw a stick figure on the palm of one hand, and a scribbled mess on the other.
(show stick figure) This is Maggie Thatcher,
(mime) Throw her up and catch her.
(Rub hands together) Squishy Squashy, Squishy, Squashy.
(show scribbled mess hand) There goes Maggie Thatcher.

It was the 80s.

Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the albert hall, his mother, the dirty bugger cut it off when he was small.
she threw it over an apple tree, it landed in to the deep blue sea… can’t remember the rest

No more days of school
No more days of sorrow
No more days in this old dump
Cos we'll be off tomorrow

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the school on the top
Put the teachers in the middle
And burn the bloomin' lot

Primary school aged about 9/10 in early 70s

My friend Billy had a 10 foot willy.
Showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake,
So she hit it with a rake,
And now its only 4 ft 4.

i always remember i said because my older brother taught me:

ip dit dog shit
f*cking b@stard
silly git
you are not it

then someone grassed me up to the teacher and i got told off

You're fit, and you know you are, you're fit and you know you are, etc etc

Not necessarily aimed at me 😂

Anyone wanna play a game of ( insert name of game)?

But also, fight, fight, fight!