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Where do you think you will be when you are double your current age?

277 replies

OneUmberJoker · 01/12/2025 13:24

Hopefully nearly retired.

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Sidebeforeself · 01/12/2025 15:45

Dead but probably still on here, haunting the Style and Beauty board - “Am I Too Dead For This Dress?”

PrincessOfPreschool · 01/12/2025 15:53

Sidebeforeself · 01/12/2025 15:45

Dead but probably still on here, haunting the Style and Beauty board - “Am I Too Dead For This Dress?”

Oh I love it. I'll be dead too (at over a hundred, I sincerely hope so anyway) but I'll be in AIBU - "AIBU to haunt my DIL who didn't visit me for the last 10 years of my life?"

Sidebeforeself · 01/12/2025 16:01

LTB will become HTB - Haunt The Bastard!

RecordBreakers · 01/12/2025 16:03

CointreauVersial · 01/12/2025 13:26

I'll be in the Guinness Book of Records as the oldest living person. Attributing my long life to regular intake of gin.

Excellent
Grin

Marylou2 · 01/12/2025 16:04

Definitely dead. On the positive side I won't have to plan Christmas.

Allmarbleslost · 01/12/2025 16:05

I'd be 90 so potentially dead

Wallywobbles · 01/12/2025 16:06

Dead

tobee · 01/12/2025 16:07

Brown bread

isitmytime · 01/12/2025 16:08

86 and likely dead! If I’m not I hope I’m relatively healthy and independent

fussychica · 01/12/2025 16:08

Definitely dead.

namechangedforthisone90 · 01/12/2025 16:08

dead .. unless there is a drug to guarantee I live past 100

user67392167904 · 01/12/2025 16:09

Dead, hopefully. I’ve seen extreme old age and don’t like the look of it!

vodkaredbullgirl · 01/12/2025 16:10

Definitely dead as a dodo 😂

escape · 01/12/2025 16:10

94 yrs old and nobody in my memorable bloodline on either side has seen 80 yet, soo..
Hubby's parents are 84 and 91 though so more hope for my kids.

aintnospringchicken · 01/12/2025 16:10

Dead unless I miraculously live until I’m well over 100 years old

GumFossil · 01/12/2025 16:11

Dead. Or an unlikely 106.

NinePoppadomsAndASaagAloo · 01/12/2025 16:13

Probably in a box on my DC’s mantelpiece

Fontet · 01/12/2025 16:14

Dead

ImogenBrocklehurst · 01/12/2025 16:14

Also dead, but I have requested that my ashes are turned into a diamond, do who knows 😆

TokyoSushi · 01/12/2025 16:15

Well I'll be 90, but ideally I'd still like to be well enough to live independently!

2pence · 01/12/2025 16:16

Just behind you on the stairs when it’s dark. Probably hiding the remote control if they’re still a thing in 2075 and making the lights flicker.

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 01/12/2025 16:18

I'll be 128, still capable of dancing the can-can, dating a famous rock star, galloping mad horses across the moors and being a general terror of the neighbourhood.

I suppose I might be dead, but if I can't take it with me when I go then I don't intend to go.

FleurDeFleur · 01/12/2025 16:19

Dead.

Titasaducksarse · 01/12/2025 16:21

Dead.

Bumply · 01/12/2025 16:21

126 and still alive seems unlikely

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