Almost proud. Preens
Poor bloke must have been brewing one up for days. He left two hours before I got back and the stench was still heave inducing. He must have frantically tried to cover up evidence. Most blokes would leave a couple of sheets of loo roll over offending article that refused to be flushed away / stains but he used most of a loo roll - strategically placed - and emptied an almost full bottle of bleach. Yes, an almost full bottle of bleach so have to give him kudos for trying yet stink was still as bad as what I imagine the 19th Century Great Stink of London was. After a few more flushes, more bleach and sealing off area as a hazardous zone for three hours I started to giggle at the thought perhaps he's an MN Reader and au fait with 'poo knife' story. Rapidly came to my senses - marched off to bleach whole cutlery drawer but 'accidentally' set fire to the kitchen.