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Any good /funny stories out there ?!

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Notthatgameagain · 10/10/2025 05:33

Feeling a bit down, have a another bug that my DC has brought home from nursery. Does anyone want to share any funny stories /.jokes or any heart warming stories that could cheer me and anyone else that needs it today ?.

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AmericaIsSoAwesome · 10/10/2025 05:54

A man went to a beekeeper to buy ten bees, when he got home however he counted eleven bees. So he called up the beekeeper and said "excuse me Sir, but I've counted eleven bees and I only paid for ten?"

"It's okay" replied the keeper "... it's a free bee!"

Chiseltip · 10/10/2025 07:38

Just outside the town of Killarney, in Ireland, there is a an old graveyard. There is a tomb there belonging to a much hated local landlord/estate owner. He was buried about 100 years ago.

Shortly after he was buried his tomb was vandalised, no doubt as a protest to his somewhat unpopular behaviour.

Part of the inscription on his headstone once read . .

"for his good deeds and virtues"

Whoever vandalised the tomb took a hammer and chisel to the headstone and with meticulous care and precision, hacked off the the letter "s".

So today the headstone reads

"for his good deed and virtue"

Apparently, even in protest, the locals were still kind hearted enough to give him the benefit of the doubt, and thought that as bad as he was, he must have done something good at some point in his life. So they let him have his one chance.

I think that's one of the best things I've ever heard.

TheNinjaWife · 10/10/2025 07:52

AmericaIsSoAwesome · 10/10/2025 05:54

A man went to a beekeeper to buy ten bees, when he got home however he counted eleven bees. So he called up the beekeeper and said "excuse me Sir, but I've counted eleven bees and I only paid for ten?"

"It's okay" replied the keeper "... it's a free bee!"

Keeping with the bee theme. Last week I was in the back garden pottering around. I was just wearing a strappy dress and knickers. I wasn’t wearing a bra because the top is elasticated.
A large bee type insect flew into my dress and I could not brush it off. I jumped out of my dress screaming. My DH who was on a works call heard the commotion and stuck his head out of the study window above, only to see me standing there in my knickers clutching my boobs. All caught on security camera too didn’t realise I could move that fast!

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Notthatgameagain · 10/10/2025 07:58

Thanks guys. @AmericaIsSoAwesome . Haha that's quite a terrible joke 🤣 so much so I did actually laugh. Bless you for responding!
@Chiseltip that's amazing! Just want I wanted to hear!! Very unusual !
@TheNinjaWife (love the name!) that hilarious! I'm terrible of bees! Your DH must hAve been thinking wtf ! 🤣🤣

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