These things: plastic hinge, bar section, plastic catch — long ones, short ones, old ones, new ones, pricey ones, flimsy ones, oblong ones, rounded ones — so many bag clips and they need somewhere new to live.
My kitchen is minuscule with almost zero storage space. The only drawers are two small plastic ones in a drawer unit on a shelf inside a cupboard, and there absolutely is not room in there for dozens of flaily bag clips to rattle around. (We do keep the long slidey rod-type bag clips in there, though.) So the hingey bag clips currently live on the countertop between the cooker and the sink, in a click-lock Tupperware type plastic box just small enough to fit in the space between two other things, tessellated in the one specific configuration that allows all of them to fit in there, which can only be achieved by highly experienced and extremely patient 3D Tetris players. And if you want a long clip, those are at the bottom, fuck you.
There must be a better way — some fantastic but simple arrangement I haven't yet thought of that's compact, reasonably aesthetically tolerable, protected from dust/vaporised grease/moisture, doesn't require complex installation, easy to put the clips away in, easy to select the clip you want from, and also cheap.
(Apparently we do have to keep them all, because they're useful but break sometimes, and because it seems that in DP's mind they're still as tricky to get hold of as they were several decades ago and are therefore a scarce resource to be guarded. Even the useless 4cm ones which constitute the majority of the bloody things. Throwing any of them away just isn't worth the argument, and I haven't got it in me to gradually, sneakily dispose of at least a few of the crappy little ones behind his back.)
Help?