Best jokes for a 4 year old

[DriveVerySlowlyPastNumber23IWantThemToSeeMyHat]

My 4 year old has a cracking humour and I'd like to impress her with some jokes 😆

(Any that include wee, poo or farts get bonus points - she finds them hilarious 🙈)

What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky.

How to you help a baby spaceman go to sleep?
Just rocket.

Knock knock
who’s there?
europe
europe who?
no YOU’RE A POO

What’s sweet and white and swings through the trees?

Meringue-atang

Two favourites of mine for kids this age:

Where do cows go at the weekend?

The mooovies

Have you heard the joke about space?

It's out of this world.

What’s brown and sticky
a stick

knock, knock
whos rhere
europe (you’re a p)
you’re a poo

the classics 😅

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!

What’s red and invisible?
No tomatoes!

What time is it if an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!

Why have giraffes got long necks?
Because they've got very smelly feet!

Mine like to go straight to the point with this:

knock knock
who’s there?
POO!!!!!!!
(cue much hysterical laughter and rolling on the floor shrieking “HA! POO!”)

Ah I was going to add this one. Cracking joke!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.

What you call a deer with no eyes?
I've no idea.

How do you start a teddy race?

Ready......Teddy.....Go!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?
a blast from the past

why did the banana go to the doctor?
because he wasn’t feeling very well

Why Was 6 scared of 7
becuase 7 ate 9
(bonus for older kids why, because you need 3 square meals a day.)

why did the man put poo on his head?
it was shampoo