The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and begin
talking about all sorts of things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.
"Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for
the night and experience one another.
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian
strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie thing - about half an inch long
and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not big enough!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty
thin...."
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims as they fall into bed and make mad passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their
separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "But it was pretty wonderful. How
about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies, "All she kept doing the whole time was
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."