He creeps into the kitchen, utility etc when I'm in there, like a bloody ninja then laughs like a drain when I leap 10 feet in the air. One of these days I'll whack him with the laundry basket or whatever.
He thinks it's hilarious of course. Is it just mine? 😂
Do I need to preface this with 'lighthearted'? In case someone tells me he's a psychopath? Surely not ...