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There will be a register of VPN users - you will need to provide ID to sign up.
That register will be managed by a third party company with links to various politicians.
It will be totally safe from hacking or data loss.
A new offence will be created of allowing an under 18 year old to use a VPN in the UK and of publishing or hosting material that explains or signposts techniques to bypass the law
Politicians and the right businessmen will be exempt from the law as they can be trusted.
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