Will you be attending the Meet and Greet sessions to meet PM Boris Johnson?

kmo0416 · 2025-08-13T07:32:23+00:00

He recently announced on Twitter extra tickets for people to meet him. Presumably there will be an opportunity to take a photo, give a handshake, maybe a hug, and discuss issues that you want to.

TheWellSungGame · 13/08/2025 08:35

Are you posting from 2022?

Fwiw I would pay to avoid being hugged by Boris.

vodkaredbullgirl · 13/08/2025 08:35

Rather gorge my eyes out 😂

Aspanielstolemysanity · 13/08/2025 08:36

I'd pay to know where he will be so I can avoid going there

HelpMeGetThrough · 13/08/2025 08:40

PM Boris Johnson? Have I missed something? Has Starmer finally bailed?

Thought I’d check the Daily Mail for a headline (well it’s the most truthful source 🤣) and it was just Tracy Cox bleating on about threesomes.

NotDarkGothicMama · 13/08/2025 08:40

Ew. No.

R0ckandHardPlace · 13/08/2025 08:42

You mean people will actually pay money to be in the same room as that sweating bucket of aspic jelly?

PestoHoliday · 13/08/2025 08:45

R0ckandHardPlace · 13/08/2025 08:42

You mean people will actually pay money to be in the same room as that sweating bucket of aspic jelly?

If it was a school fete 'throw a wet sponge at the head teacher' type event I might be tempted vent my spleen with some vigorously walloped missiles.

Failing that, no, I'd actively avoid the shitheel

Abhannmor · 13/08/2025 08:45

Is it a book tour? If he ran against Farage it would be interesting. Or they could fight in a cage ...

FixTheBone · 13/08/2025 08:46

Who?

GasperyJacquesRoberts · 13/08/2025 08:49

I wonder what he smells like? I'm thinking stale brandy, unwashed pants and arrogance.

HelpMeGetThrough · 13/08/2025 08:51

PestoHoliday · 13/08/2025 08:45

If it was a school fete 'throw a wet sponge at the head teacher' type event I might be tempted vent my spleen with some vigorously walloped missiles.

Failing that, no, I'd actively avoid the shitheel

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I reckon they should bring back “Get Your Own Back” with the Dave Benson Phillips and we could gunge Johnson.

PrincessOfPreschool · 13/08/2025 08:51

HelpMeGetThrough · 13/08/2025 08:40

PM Boris Johnson? Have I missed something? Has Starmer finally bailed?

Thought I’d check the Daily Mail for a headline (well it’s the most truthful source 🤣) and it was just Tracy Cox bleating on about threesomes.

I thought the same! What have I missed overnight? Or maybe I time travelled in my sleep.

DidIdotheritething · 13/08/2025 08:52

He’s not PM any more?

MrsBennetsPoorNerves · 13/08/2025 08:53

Um, he is no longer the PM in case you've missed it. And hasn't been for some time.

Secondly, no, I wouldn't be paying to meet him. There would be little satisfaction in telling him what an incompetent fuckwit I think he is because he doesn't even give a toss. I suspect that all attention would be good attention as far as he is concerned.

I'd rather leave him to rot in his total irrelevance.

RockyRogue1001 · 13/08/2025 08:53

Threads like this are why I love mn

K0OLA1D · 13/08/2025 08:55

FixTheBone · 13/08/2025 08:46

Who?

Seriously?

JennyForeigner · 13/08/2025 08:57

The greatest moment of my life was when that syphilitic arsehole turned up in a local school and the sixth formers corralled in to be polite chose instead to make extremely vom face for the pics and to give a frank commentary to the local press.

I treasure the photos. Treasure them.

MumOfManyAliases · 13/08/2025 08:58

GasperyJacquesRoberts · 13/08/2025 08:49

I wonder what he smells like? I'm thinking stale brandy, unwashed pants and arrogance.

No worse than Starmer I should imagine.

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 13/08/2025 09:04

You might get to TOUCH HIM, you say? Be still, my beating fanny.

Pretty sure that's a service he willingly offers half the population for free.

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 13/08/2025 09:05

MumOfManyAliases · 13/08/2025 08:58

No worse than Starmer I should imagine.

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Starmer smells like Imperial Leather and Polos.

PandoraSocks · 13/08/2025 09:07

JennyForeigner · 13/08/2025 08:57

The greatest moment of my life was when that syphilitic arsehole turned up in a local school and the sixth formers corralled in to be polite chose instead to make extremely vom face for the pics and to give a frank commentary to the local press.

I treasure the photos. Treasure them.

syphilitic arsehole

🤣🤣🤣

Mewling · 13/08/2025 09:10

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap, frankly. If you’re his PA you’re on a hiding to nothing.

HelpMeGetThrough · 13/08/2025 09:13

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 13/08/2025 09:05

Starmer smells like Imperial Leather and Polos.

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Angela Rayner… Vodka and Old Spice.

AMurderofMurderingCrows · 13/08/2025 09:28

Are you posting from 2022?

sweating bucket of aspic jelly

syphilitic arsehole

Be still, my beating fanny

🤣 You're a bunch of funny feckers. I'm actually laughing out loud at this thread.

Mumteedum · 13/08/2025 09:29

JennyForeigner · 13/08/2025 08:57

The greatest moment of my life was when that syphilitic arsehole turned up in a local school and the sixth formers corralled in to be polite chose instead to make extremely vom face for the pics and to give a frank commentary to the local press.

I treasure the photos. Treasure them.

I always enjoyed this one. Good work librarians!

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/aug/28/librarian-books-boris-johnson-school

Librarian who put books behind Boris Johnson says message was for school

Late twist in tale as former librarian claims titles including The Twits and The Subtle Knife were intended for management

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/aug/28/librarian-books-boris-johnson-school