Do you think that man really got called ‘space cowboy’ and ‘the gangster of love’?

[Jellychat]

… because I don’t. I think he made it up.

I was sitting on a beach in a deckchair today thinking of that song from the Levi’s advert, and wondering why people didn’t just laugh it him for telling lies.

If it was raining though then that sex fire could set fire to the rain , seems like a compromise

I have a feeling that a room without a roof would actually be cold, damp and full of pigeons.

Indeed

and I’ve often wondered why she wouldn’t get a full commitment from any other guy. What was wrong with her? Plenty of fish in the sea.

someone who says they’re never gonna give you up is probably best avoided frankly, even before they start negging you

I thought Scaramouche was one of the names given to ‘Six dinner’ Sid?