Silliest argument you’ve been witness to?

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DP and his brother are super competitive about most thing. But the silliest competitive argument they have ever had was who would be better at building a wall. Neither of them have any experience at building a wall and both do IT based jobs so it was completely hypothetical but it went on for ages!

I'm pretty sure they are bluebells - if I ever hear them arguing again I might shout over my confirmation lol

Oh God, yes 😆😆😆

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Friday evening just gone , my daughter , 23 & I were discussing a lady we both know , 82 with severe dementia..
My daughter asked me a random question “ if I had severe severe dementia right now , what would you do ?” , I said I would need to place you in a care home as i couldn’t care for you myself with working full time & looking after your sisters , 17 & 14 ..Obviously I’d see you every day ..
She got cross with me & gave out 😂
She stayed cross with me for the evening, like FFS 😂..

Crevice tool is right, hoover beak is better

I had an argument in a pub when I was 19/20 with a very drunk acquaintance over whether the earth was flat. I was sober, and rather amused by the sheer idiocy of his argument. Obviously I was arguing it was NOT flat.
A third person did join in to strengthen my argument, but that then annoyed me and I made an sub-argument with them.
So 2 drunks, 1 sober and although I was absolutely right about the earth not being flat I was the idiot arguing with drunk people.

Jeez I’m so argumentative, I can have a row with myself!
I am so enjoying this thread🤣

I look after children.
Two 3 year olds in the back of the car.
One says out of the blue “my daddy”
Other one responds “no,my daddy”
They then had a furious argument for ages, shouting “MY DADDY!!!!!” at each other, for no apparent reason whatsoever.
What made it even funnier is one of them doesn’t even have a daddy! (Lesbian parents) 😃

https://youtube.com/shorts/uznUlgpKBzE?si=6zAEEdCsNZ5B31c-

Nothing beats this.

Last year my DH and I argued over wall colours in a house we bought. He was adamant that the bit above the French doors that led into the sitting room was a different colour from the wall.

So I said ‘you think the cheap developer we bought this from painted 6 inches above these doors a different colour to the entire hallway’

he was so OBVIOUSLY wrong, it just looked a tiny bit different as the light from the front door lit it up.

we still can’t talk about it 😂 as I think he’s too fuckwitted beyond words to think that

This one is my favourite.

Seriously though, where would you put your testicles really? Because on your forehead is ridiculous.

DH and I once had an argument about whether everyone in the world would know who Alex Ferguson was. I mean clearly not even close to everyone, he’s an idiot!

Couple lost in Epcot.

woman- it’s left
man- no it’s right
woman- it clearly says left on the map
man - hunny I was in Iraq I know how to read a map it’s right
woman- YOU’RE NOT IN FUCKING IRAQ NOW! WE’RE IN FUCKING EPCOT AND THE DRINKING AROUND TNE WORLD STARTS THERE (points 👈🏻👇) WHICH IS FUCKING LEFT

That's what he says! My defence is IT'S NOT A REAL QUESTION 🤣

If I remember rightly from school, fish have “single” hearts - the blood goes from the heart, through the body, then the gills to be oxygenated, then back to the heart. The blood doesn’t go back to the heart again between the body and the gills, unlike in mammals.

Get back in your box, you!

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He must have been reading Families and How to Survive Them. There is a cartoon of two boys (learning about facts of life) seeing girls’ boobs, saying “girls have testicles too, great big ones”. The other says “but what a silly place to put them”.

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Apologies to sidetrack, but a poster mentioned earlier that there’s a Princes in the tower thread. Could someone let me know where it is please? Have looked, can’t find it!

Same! Really want to read that!!

Found it! Look for posts by HenryTudor1485 😁

Got it -thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you say that? Taytos Prawn cocktail are THE BEST (even better than their salt and vinegar which is usually better with other brands). Cheese and onion are fucking MINGING and shouldn't even be made let alone eaten. Even in a sarnie.

DS1 and DS2 once squared up to each other about something to do with black/white holes. We were in the woods without phone signal so no possibility of checking.

Only ended when I suggested that if they laid a hand on each other the next hand they would be feeling would be mine. They walked back to the car in stoney silence one either side of me (for safety).

They were 8 and 10.

They only calmed down when a friend of mine walked past and asked what the matter was. She is a happens to be creationist, so they were able to join forces (internally because she is lovely and they are not rude). Because however wrong the other one was they weren’t that wrong. 😂.

I’ve never heard of Taytos (I also hate salt & vinegar) 😁