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You decide to go to bed , you take the item directly to your right with you , what are taking to bed with you?

219 replies

ForFunAquaTurtle · 16/07/2025 17:00

The tv remote and a newspaper

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SabreIsMyFave · 16/07/2025 20:08

okydokethen · 16/07/2025 20:06

Tortoise hutch

There are some brilliant things on here but you win the thread IMO. 😆

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 16/07/2025 20:10

blacklabradorsandchilledrose · 16/07/2025 17:04

A stranger on the train

Grin
EducatingArti · 16/07/2025 20:10

A Panama hat

Driftingawaynow · 16/07/2025 20:22

YesHonestly · 16/07/2025 17:04

A sofa seat cushion.

Actual lols

derxa · 16/07/2025 20:24

A bottle of whisky.

IanStirlingrocks · 16/07/2025 20:34

My cat, who has conveniently moved since answering the thread about what I am going to throw.

Cottagecheeseisnotcheese · 16/07/2025 20:39

it would appear to be a cheap black biro or my computer mouse if you count what i'm touching neither is the stuff of dreams!

NoNameisGoodEnough · 16/07/2025 20:43

RightOnTheEdge · 16/07/2025 17:32

A can of Pepsi Max.

Mine would be a bottle of Pepsi Max.

LimeLime · 16/07/2025 20:55

The very quiet table fan I bought on Amazon Prime day last week.

TheyFuckYouUpYourMamAndDad · 16/07/2025 21:13

MyUmberSeal · 16/07/2025 17:29

Walkers salt and vinegar crisp packet (empty).

Walkers ready salted crisp (empty) packet (and the remote 😬) 🤣

You decide to go to bed , you take the item directly to your right with you , what are taking to bed with you?
Jasmineonight · 16/07/2025 21:15

My Labrador

You decide to go to bed , you take the item directly to your right with you , what are taking to bed with you?
WarmMJ · 16/07/2025 21:16

Jane958 · 16/07/2025 19:05

Just at this moment that would be a soup spoon! Hiwever, as I have not yet had the soup, I will stay up a little longer 😉

It is however, not “hiwever”. As a stickler for others’ spelling and grammar - but sadly lacking accuracy yourself - you might like to pay more attention to the spellchecker.

notatinydancer · 16/07/2025 21:17

Remote.

hillySx · 16/07/2025 21:19

A can of Pepsi max 😍

Fordian · 16/07/2025 21:19

A litre of Lidl lemon squash.

notatinydancer · 16/07/2025 21:19

NazeLife · 16/07/2025 19:48

A young man I don't know. I'm on the tube.

😂 could be interesting

InMyOpenOnion · 16/07/2025 21:20

A tankful of fish.

SecretFerret · 16/07/2025 21:22

Remote control

TheSaltedCaramelPath · 16/07/2025 21:23

The handsome young buff stranger with the sharp (military) haircut, new to the yoga class who is on the mat right next to me…

underseige05 · 16/07/2025 21:23

Nail scissors and remote control

Secretsquirels · 16/07/2025 21:24

Glass of wine!

mondaytosunday · 16/07/2025 21:28

My blood sugar meter and insulin pens.

BunnyRuddington · 16/07/2025 21:32

A leaflet on Lud’s Church, no idea why it’s there, I’ve never even been.

DaisyDukesAuntie · 16/07/2025 21:59

My phone and glasses

Butteredtoast55 · 16/07/2025 22:01

A rocking horse 😂