You get angry , you pick up the thing directly to your left and throw it at the wall , what are you throwing?

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My side table

The coffee table and its contents - going to be messy as I have a glass of orange juice on it.

My work mobile phone

An open jar of bovril, very messy

The cat so that's not happening.

Kitchen scissors. I will desist!

A crutch! Currently off sick from work with a broken leg! Very grumpy with it ….

A stranger in Wetherspoons

Very willing to help you with lifting it if it's too heavy for 1 person.

It would be 2 books that my Mum wrote a long time ago but has packed up for my DD - they are hardbacks but I probably would have to calm down instead.