You realise you've been on MN too long when...

[BumpyWinds]

How would you end that sentence?

For me, it happened at lunchtime, when I overheard a grandmother say to the small 3/4 year old she was looking after "are you looking forward to going to the hairdressers? We're going to get your hair cut aren't we?"

The first thought that crossed my mind was "I hope to god the parents know, otherwise there'll be a thread on MN by tea time!"

When having surprising or cheeky experiences during the day, I hear myself relating them back in my head as if I’m writing them out on Mumsnet!

When I see someone at work doing or saying something I’ve seen someone get completely bashed for on aibu

Occasionally i'll be writing something about family and nearly put DH for husband 🤣

You ask everyone for a diagram.

I’m considering if a heavily patterned dress is too white for a wedding guest.

Think penis, every time I hear the word beaker

Ha ha! I've done this too. If it's in correspondence with another MN user it would be a dead giveaway!

I see so many "wedding guest" videos on TT nowadays that this is definitely a thought that now crosses my mind, whereas I might never have considered it before.

😂I heard a similar story on a podcast one day and did actually exclaim "penis beaker!" out loud at my radio. Thankfully I was alone in the car at that point!

Definitely think beaker when I hear the word penis

also screaming in the cysteine chapel 😂

I catch myself asking people if the mean to be so rude (mostly my 13 yr old!)

I heard a lady tell her husband to give his head a wobble in the chocolate aisle of m and s last week 😊

You use the phrase ‘stealth boast’ as part of your normal language

You watch a news item about school dinners and wonder if there will be a thread about double carbs - chips and rice on a primary school child's plate.

Trying not to refer to my daughter as 'dd' irl 😭

You wonder where the Mexican house thief is going on holiday now in an idle moment ( Is that in Classics)