Lazy as sin here, this is no effort:
robovac daily
industrial cleaning products from diy shop= deeper, faster clean
poundland disinfectant sofa spray clears the farts, smells not inexpensive
builders’ hoover (karcher £60), vicious greedy bitch
windows open a crack 24/7 every room
blinds, not curtains that smell
lino or wood, not carpets that smell
matt, not shiny, surfaces, no fingerprints
wet dust with microfibre cloth, no polish
Finally, yes to the cheapest flowers in the shop, no to a kitchen bin. (Everything goes into a bin bag and straight to rubbish when done.)
Finale - pets and children:
Pets are people, and any guest who
objects to their gift of lovely fur on the trousers is a dismal freak.
Children & their explosive body fluids can honk, and while parents like (love) it others do watery-eyed mouth breathing. Open the poor little sod’s window before your guests dive through it.