- You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
>4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
>have e-mail addresses.
>6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
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>in a business manner.
>7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9"
>to get an outside line.
>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
>different companies.
>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
>12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get
>long-service awards.
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>AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE .
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>13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
>14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your friends
>15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
>except to send you jokes from the net.
>16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
>17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.
>18. And now you are laughing at yourself!
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