What do you do when no one is looking?

[GracieAndPedro]

I dunk a biscuit in my tea and put the whole thing in my mouth in one. Rich tea, easy. Digestive, just doable.

Is there anything you do?

Eat fish finger sandwiches (ketchup and mayo) with a glass of wine.

It would not be the same if someone was watching.

Say "Waity-wait waitingtons!" to the dog, when I want him to pause for his lead to be put on or off.

I never have. People have mentioned MN, and I shrug my shoulders and say I have never heard of it, and why would I... I don't have kids.

Take bites out the block of cheese in my fridge, or drink straight from the bottle of milk.

Then prepare dinner?

Do you listen to Tony Dellar's show?

Sing, loudly.

No I've hundreds of saved records off of YouTube on my playlist.
Bricomalingo channel this person's record collection must be worth a fortune.

Bravo! Me too.