Oh, I’ve thought about this lots.
I would endow my local university with an enormous fund to provide grants to young people from economically deprived areas who want to enter the arts and humanities. Pay off the student loans for some of the youngsters I know, so that they can be debt free to start out.
Various organisations like Hope Not Hate, Led By Donkeys, Amnesty, MSF, Shelter, would all get a hefty wedge. Then a large donation to the friendless churches fund - they look after abandoned and neglected churches here in the UK. Ideally, I’d get a foundation set up to manage the donations.
I’d buy a house locally for myself and DD, with some land and its own fresh water supply, so we can have horses, dogs, cats and chickens, and a wildflower meadow. And beehives! And a wood to build dens. Then I’d buy a house in Bristol, cos I bloody love it there, and a flat in London that we could use when we visited to go to the museums and see shows, and which family and friends could stay in too.
A wedge to the local PTAs of the various primary schools in the area.
Pay off my friends’ various mortgages, and a big holiday for all of us and partners and kids, somewhere sandy and hot.
And then I’d travel the world with DD, giving her all the experiences I’d always longed for but never had.
It’s an obscene amount of money. Ideally I’d be attempting to give most of it away.