No more Musk, Melania MIA and TACOs for tea: The Idiocracy beds down - Trump thread #144

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Second '100 days' working out much like the first, but with a Vance-proof Pope, a bigly white elephant plane, a few more legal push backs and way more grifting.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5327971-idiotam-habemus-trumpum-the-bigly-xxx-trump-thread-143

Found you!

According to DH, according to YouTube (I will check sources!) the Golden Dome won't work without Canada and Carney is being all quietly smug.

@MrsTerryPratchett seriously? Trump's dome needs Canada? 😂 That is DELICIOUS!

"TACO ?" Is that One "C" or two ?

He’s just all round tacky, I’d say.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/05/23/trump-canada-golden-dome-00366410

Sounds like Katie won't be missed. (Maybe Stephen's the charmer in that couple 😂)

One for Nige to remember for when it's needed ....

https://www.rawstory.com/jonie-ernst-medicaid-horrifying-answer

Musk... now they tell us what 'we' already knew... journalists eh?

Will they ask questions at this afternoon's news conference about this? (Don't hold your breath)

(NYT share token)
On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama.
As Mr. Musk entered President Trump’s orbit, his private life grew increasingly tumultuous and his drug use was more intense than previously known.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/elon-musk-drugs-children-trump.html?unlocked_article_code=1.LE8.XApO.xpFKMs8JKNtX&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

And apparently this person isn't on drugs.

A world untroubled by facts.

Bullshit Barbie's response to questions about that was absolutely brilliant in its madness. Apparently the fact the studies don't exist doesn't negate their findings.

Stewart Lee has been known to spin a story (for example about David Cameron) and conclude it with:

"Now, that story isn't true. But I feel it tells us something about David Cameron...."

WTAF? (Not read the article but am amazed at “Apparently the fact the studies don't exist doesn't negate their findings.”)
As somebody used to say back in the Seventies, or even Sixties, I’m that old I can’t remember: “Stop the world, I want to get off."

away for a couple of days and <bam> new thread.
Thank you!

Not YouTube but that’s what I’d heard too. Trump need Canada for the dome and Crney is having none of it which is why Trump has started on about the 51st state stuff again.

Carney is just all ‘look we’re going to spend millions being part of an EU system. Enjoy your dome.’

Rolling Stone is a bit more direct

Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn’t Pee Right: Report

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-ketamine-use-bladder-problems-1235351260/

Damn you all!

I just finished reading the last thread and now I'm craving Tacos.🌮🌮🌮

I’m guessing someone’s already going to have coined Taco Bellend.

Reminder that Ket Bladder is a real thing

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy66d07n1go

There's a conspiracy theory that the additional motivation for him having so many offspring is a ready supply of matching organ donors

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lqftproioh23

Elon Musk is big mad at the New York Times, which dropped a story earlier today on his alleged drug use

And Taco is saying "Elon's really not leaving. He's gonna be back and forth."

Now have a cameo earworm

Like he didn’t think the rest of the world hadn’t noticed he was off his face without the NYT publishing it.

Have a with all those tacos.

Is he trying to start an actual war with China?
Hopefully they'll have enough sense to ignore it like the bollocks it is.

🌮🔔🚧

I believe the Chinese already told Trump they’d fight a war with him in any arena he picked.