No more Musk, Melania MIA and TACOs for tea: The Idiocracy beds down - Trump thread #144

[Spandauer]

Second '100 days' working out much like the first, but with a Vance-proof Pope, a bigly white elephant plane, a few more legal push backs and way more grifting.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5327971-idiotam-habemus-trumpum-the-bigly-xxx-trump-thread-143

I've been looking forward to this all year.😁

Let the games begin.🍿🍿🍿🌮

I hope they don't disappoint.

So, what promises did each make to the other that they didn’t keep?

They sound like a spatting couple (of egotistical jerks)

Our island does have a barren, moss filled flat spot that would be an excellent venue for Mr. Musk to bareknuckle fight Mr. Trump for supremecy of their respective worlds.

Winner gets a gentle kiss and foot bath from Mr. Bannon.

https://bsky.app/profile/heardislandgov.bsky.social/post/3lquu47oplk2m

Musk just tweeted about Trump and Epstein 🍿🌮

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3lquzrcxiw226

Tesla has lost 10% in just the last 20 minutes or so. Still dropping, too.

Musk's gonna be deported.

Yup, that amnesty for white South Africans is going to disappear pretty darn quickly!

<Dons tin foil hat>

What if Leon is a Dem mole who has been deep undercover? Maybe DOGE’s task was actually to get all the dirt on the Republicans and take them down one by one… 😜

Musk is now going after Thune and Johnson.

Gosh - on everyone’s bingo card this fallout but how far will they go?
I see Reform are having smaller spats too.
Must be a lucky moon!

"I think we’re making some progress now on this therapy session. Yes, this is real."

Properly belly-laughed at this.

I see Trump was disgustingly rude to Merz, in my opinion anyway, as I have seen some posts laughing saying Trump was trolling him. I don’t think the orange one would be capable of that - just of being offensive.

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And they said a week was a long time in politics

Please let all of those be real.🍿🍿🍿

Merz came prepared

https://bsky.app/profile/youranoncentral.bsky.social/post/3lqur7fz2ek2n

Germany’s Chancellor Merz presented Trump the birth certificate of his German grandfather, Friedrich Trump.

It was a clever jab to remind Trump he’s a German immigrant.

https://docs.house.gov/meetings/JU/JU08/20250227/117951/HHRG-119-JU08-20250227-SD006-U6.pdf

On the Trump and Epstein bromance

If it isn't, it's the best misunderstanding since the War of the Worlds radio broadcast ...

This spat is unravelling faster than I can read!

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There's something in the air.

E2A: Is this Putin taking Trump down ?

I’ve been away for work, seems I’ve come back at just the right time! 👀

Thing is, when Donald wavers in his love for Vlad, Vlad can reel him back in. It's what he does. Vlad might be a murderous psychopath, but he's a clever murderous psychopath who is very skilled at understanding and manipulating people.

Donald and Elon are both just fuckwits. Limited grasp of how other people function, limited repertoire of tricks.

Sure the tricks can be effective for a while, but...

Ah - good on Merz.
I recall Trump telling Merkel about his German roots!
Feel sorry for anyone having to deal with Trump as part of their work - there’s a job I couldn’t do - as well as like sewer cleaning for example!

Of course Musks tweets will hit MAGA central in a way no one else can.

He's already digging up old Trump tweets and seems to be going after Mike Johnson.

The BBC are remarkably on top of this.