We've just met a cockwomble

[Pancakeflipper]

At the nearby garden centre today.... one of my DS's (autistic and very earnest) who was on a mission to select new bird feeder comes dashing back for me... drags me down the Rhododendron aisle and points at a man with his very young children. My DS declares " well I never knew such a thing would be permitted in print"

And there across in large print on the man's sweatshirt was the word Cockwomble.

Who'd walk about declaring they are a cockwomble to their family and the garden centre ???

I've seen worse. 😂

I once went to a picnic for English-speaking families with pre-school age children in the country I live in, and a dad turned up with his kids about 2 and 4 years old, and the youngest wore a t-shirt saying ”all my daddy wanted was a blow job”.

OMG - who buys this stuff !
Obviously a market of fashion weirdos...

Our best guess was that he was the first guy in his friend group to have kids and his funny funny friends bought this gag gift. He didn’t come across as overly bright on the whole tbh 🙄

@Pancakeflipper I once went to a country show and it was pouring down with rain. I saw a woman wearing a white padded jacket with "Durex" emblazoned on the back!! I dont know if she knew!!

I was reminded of a story describing a cleaning lady, wearing a T-shirt saying “I can put on a condom. Can you?”

It’s a story mumsnetters would love - the family has two cleaners, and each is not supposed to know about the other, one of them is guilty of “showing half-hearted interest in the kitchen floor”.

What's wrong with some people? I just can't fathom why anyone would put their child in that?

I should nc for this because it’s pretty outing but at a school I worked at once a parent turned up to parent’s afternoon with a tshirt on that said ‘I eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake’ The head asked them to leave.

Also saw a last night a BJ saved my life in a very inappropriate setting.

Your son sounds incredible! I already know I’d love to hear him infodump about a spectacular range of topics I’m sure ❤️

Your son sounds brilliant!

the cockwomble? Less so…

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Certified-Cockwomble-T-Pullover-Hoodie/dp/B082YSWCNP?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE

I just had to Google. There are a few different designs!!

I love Katie Abey's sweary cat socks, one of them is cockwomble!

When I was a teenager I recall seeing a bottle of this at home and thought it should be in our first aid cupboard, with the other oinments.