There is only one correct way to eat this.

[BoIIocks]

What’s is it?

And what else do you eat in a particular way?

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That's eating the ears first...

I just stuff them straight in

You FREAK!

Is this not eating the ears first?

Also- I hope you all appreciate my commitment to research 😁

Now do Freddo.

And perhaps a crème egg if there’s any left.

Head first.

I put him on the roof of my mouth and let him sit there until he’s really soft.

Are you Hannibal Lecter?

Ear, ear, face obvs!

Head…rest 👍🏻

Nibble the top off…lick out the lush inside…eat the remaining shell 👌🏻

How could you not nibble off those rough edges!? Barbarian!

I have the weirdest way of eating Freddos (even weirder than how I eat Maltesers).

Firstly, it has to be a caramel Freddo.

I bite his head off.

And then, this is the most important bit, I stuff three cheese and onion crisps (had to be Tayto) into his decapitated torso.

Then I nibble the outer edges until I have a perfect sandwich that looks like-
Freddo
Caramel
Tayto
Tayto
Tayto
Caramel
Freddo

I'm not a Percy pig fan. However with crumpets I butter then marmite, then I turn them upside down on the plate to get a little pool of buttery marmiteness. Then I eat the top layer nibbling like a hamster, then I rub the middle layer on the crumpet in my butter pool then eat that, then eat the bottom layer.

I also nibble the chocolate off maltesers then dip the honeycomb in tea and quickly eat it before it disintegrates. It's very messy and sticky

You are clearly all psychopaths.

(Not a fan of Percy Pigs but I bite the top off a creme egg and lick out the fondant, which probably indicates I have some sort of personality disorder)

Does anyone else suck tea through a Penguin though? As if it were a straw?

Coffee, but yes. Yum

1 over the course of a month?
Couldn't manage more

They used to be elite in the sweet world. Now sadly like everything these days, they changed the recipe and they aren't the same.
Lidl do a hippo version which are nicer I think.