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Where the bastard fuck are my glasses

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IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece · 21/04/2025 19:39

It’s ridiculous!

Came home last night not as sober as one would like…very not sober walked through the apartment door and when straight to bed, didn’t go to the bathroom or anywhere else. Important to note I am blind as a bat without them so would notice if I’d gone to bed without them despite the champagne consumption!

Clothes are neatly folded on the chair in the bedroom, jewellery is on the sideboard. Nothing is out of place but I cannot for the bloody life of me find my bloody glasses. Thankfully I have a spare pair but I want to find my faves ffs!

It’s only me in the bedroom, not particularly big - bed, large windowsill (where they normally go) sideboard and desk/chair). I’m perplexed!

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Whenim63 · 22/04/2025 08:13

I lost my fav glasses recently and like you op was “where the bastard fucking” all over the place. They were nowhere, I searched and searched. In the end resorted to spare pair. Found them 2 days later IN the water container of my coffee machine? WTAF?? Haven’t been pissed and have literally no idea how they got there!

RosesAndHellebores · 22/04/2025 08:19

Glad they were found.
This is a recurring problem in our house because DH only needs them for reading. They are "lost" weekly and a couple of pairs go missing every year. The children text to keep in touch and often add "do you know where dad's glasses are".

He now has about four pairs: house, car, work, spares. I have found his glasses: in his golf bag, in the gardening bucket, in the shed, in the laundry basket and many other places.

Otherwise he is meticulous and organised, but the bloody glasses.

CharlotteStreetW1 · 22/04/2025 08:21

justasking111 · 21/04/2025 23:27

Dang my glasses aren't behind the radiator. Back to wondering what the heck I did with them.

According to our local Facebook page this morning, two pairs were found in our local graveyard.

Worth a try?

amooseymoomum · 22/04/2025 08:23

this is me with my glasses most days!
inside the duvet cover sounds daft but if left on the duvet can happen and has
slipped under the bed from the side
inside your pillow slip

inside a bedside drawer

IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece · 22/04/2025 10:07

CharlotteStreetW1 · 22/04/2025 08:21

According to our local Facebook page this morning, two pairs were found in our local graveyard.

Worth a try?

VERY bizarrely, we’ve had 3 pairs in as many weeks left in the local cemetery…I’m feeling some sort of weird optically challenged ghost conspiracy

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