I'm sure this has been done to death, but I could use a laugh.
In my early 20's, a friend won tickets to a new nightclub. Roof terrace, multiple dance areas and a chilli out room with bean bags, recliners and a massage chair being used. My friend and I got a drink. Later, back to the chilli out room, a man was still using the massage chair!
Off we went for more drinks and dancing. When we returned to the room, the man was still there! The room was very dark and we'd had several drinks by then. My friend stormed over and said 'You've hogged this chair all night, can't we have a go too?'.
As I approached, I realised that the 'massage chair' was in fact a high backed electric wheelchair. That poor man. We never returned to the club. 😬